14 definitions by Staifreak

riding the ghost train

The feeling after being on a bender which offers up sweats, chills and shakes along with disturbed sleep and horrible dreams.

How are you feeling after that 3 day bender?
Aw man, a was riding the ghost train all last night, I feel like shit!

by Staifreak March 23, 2018

strokepished

When someone is so drunk that you cannot determine whether or not they have had a stroke or have simply had too much to drink.

Me:The woman on table 49 is pure steaming!
Anthony: mate she’s had a stroke.
(Half an hour later) - can’t even punch her PIN number into card machine
Woman on table 49:Shouting “this is a pure disgrace! I’m in retail!”
Me: Told you she was pished!
Anthony: Aye..... STROKEPISHED!

by Staifreak November 12, 2018

Getting It

When you see a really hot girl and you tell your buddy that you would definitely get the D.

Whoa, did you see that chick?
Yeah man, she’s totally getting it!

by Staifreak June 23, 2018

done your nut?

Have you lost your mind?

What’s up with you mate?
Done your nut?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

2 Seconds

The code you use so as not to get caught when you see a really hot girl and need to alert your buddy.

2 seconds...
Ah yeah, thanks for the heads up, man, she’s awesome!

by Staifreak June 23, 2018

that’s the one

What Andy says in agreement to almost everything, even If the question is “pint of Guinness please”

Pint of Guinness please Andy.

Andy - “That’s the one”

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

jakey bag

The blue plastic carrier bag that you carry your cheap alcohol home in.

Mate, are you going up the road? Don’t Forget your jakey bag
Awe, cheers mate, I’d be fucked without it!

by Staifreak March 24, 2018