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Your typical obese, idiotic, consumerist, uncultured, ultraviolent, barely litterate american fuckup viewed by cultures that are not american (eg every other culture in the world). This doesn't limit to trailer trash too, this term also works for rich obese cunts that drive around in SUVs and eat 8 times a day. Just because you got a harvard diploma doesn't mean you're not elligible for the term. To the rest of the world, ALL of americans are trailertrash at best.
Funny thing is the british came up with this word, but they also came up with this despicable, toxic culture.
Thats right yanks : while you guys are stroking yourselves about being the best country in the world, meanwhile, the rest of reality constantly shits on what is justifiably seen as the most destructive, hypocritical, dishonnest, rude, toxic, violent, utterly insane, warmongering and counterproductive country the planet has ever seen.
Funny thing is the british came up with this word, but they also came up with this despicable, toxic culture.
Thats right yanks : while you guys are stroking yourselves about being the best country in the world, meanwhile, the rest of reality constantly shits on what is justifiably seen as the most destructive, hypocritical, dishonnest, rude, toxic, violent, utterly insane, warmongering and counterproductive country the planet has ever seen.
Hey, look at that obese, badly dressed, lowlives disgusting bunch of fat asses over there : I can't here what language they're talking from this distance, but I'm sure as shit certain they're americunts. You just can spot them from two miles away. Lets keep away from these despicable assholes.
by Spyan November 15, 2021
Get the Americunt mug.African american colloquial street language, slang and speech manerisms, eg "check it out ya'll, ma main man Gerald be rollin our way", which translates to "look everyone, here comes my friend Gerald". Usually involves purposefully incorrect grammar and syntax (as in "we be doing X"). Funny thing about ebonics, their use is supposed to be shun for sounding uneducated and uncultured. However, there's nothing white americans love more ebonic idioms (hold on, there is one other thing they like even more than that : shooting innocent black people for the hell of it). Hence modern american is now riddled with terms such as "|booty", "naw'mean?", "a'ight", "I'ma be buying the new iphone", "|dawg", "|holla", "my man", "getcha X on", "where my ladies at", "|whack" and tens of thousands of other words and sayings that just sound utterly ridiculous and annoying when pronounced by racist white people trying to sound gangsta thinking they'll impress people using expressions from a culture they openly despise. The term wigger even exists to describe people pretending to be black all the time because they think this will make them sound cool. But the teriffying truth is about 80% of the american population now talks like that, quite possibly without them even realizing it.
by Spyan May 3, 2020
Get the Ebonics mug.Originally (before the internets), someone that has stuff to prove to everyone while no one cares. A lot of efforts to blow a fart. With the internets : someone that will go above and beyond for some stupid crap no one cares about.
That TRY-HARD Jack wanted to film his cave exploring and now he's rotting face down in a pile of dirt below for ever when he had a wife and two kids.
by Spyan March 6, 2024
Get the Try-hard mug.Contrary to what most people think they are, attention craving whores/bastards can be male OR female. A common noticeable trait is a general lack of interest by their own parents. Thanks to mom and and dad not giving a shit, ordinary people have to deal with them IRL or on teh internet. Guilty of spending too much time copying what "works" instead of developing their own personal qualities.
Noticeable symptoms BE noticeable : no personality, no imagination, despicable sense of humor, generally boring, spend waaaaayy to much time figuring what is LULZ enducing when they don't even know WTF LULZ even means. Driven by the motivation of copying everything that gets thumbs up on teh internet, even to the point point of impersonating people they can't even figure out. The worst kinds even post their own botched up photos because they are sincerely convinced someone will give a shit, even though mom and dad stopped caring 20 years ago when they bought the new Mac ripoff. Generally think they are "special", even though lacking the meaning of imagination. Most often then not put their hands on automated software like Photoshop or Reason and post the awful results shamelessly on social networks, thinking they are "artists" while their hollow shells mass up to buy more bigmacs. And still fucking complain. To sum it up, sad empty people you have to help/avoid, but life is hard as it is and not everyone is mother Theresa.
Noticeable symptoms BE noticeable : no personality, no imagination, despicable sense of humor, generally boring, spend waaaaayy to much time figuring what is LULZ enducing when they don't even know WTF LULZ even means. Driven by the motivation of copying everything that gets thumbs up on teh internet, even to the point point of impersonating people they can't even figure out. The worst kinds even post their own botched up photos because they are sincerely convinced someone will give a shit, even though mom and dad stopped caring 20 years ago when they bought the new Mac ripoff. Generally think they are "special", even though lacking the meaning of imagination. Most often then not put their hands on automated software like Photoshop or Reason and post the awful results shamelessly on social networks, thinking they are "artists" while their hollow shells mass up to buy more bigmacs. And still fucking complain. To sum it up, sad empty people you have to help/avoid, but life is hard as it is and not everyone is mother Theresa.
by Spyan November 3, 2012
Get the Attention craving whore mug.Acronym for All Weebs Are Pedos. A sentence, a fact uttered so many times it was faster to come up with an acronym.
I despise pedo weebs that jerk off to pics of upskirt anime panties, because that's the last way to get laid but they more then anyone REALLY need a good, real, honnest to god fuck. COITUS. No one needs frustrated pedos running around and congregate at anime conventions. Shame to these depraved, half baked, SHAMEFUL spawn of assholes !! AWAP !!
by Spyan September 5, 2023
Get the AWAP mug.an overfed basement dweller that knows more about pokemons than women, yet systematically acts as a shield against basic macho insults, in order to get the graces of the maiden in need of rescue. A prick that thinks women need his help. The neglected beggars of the internet. The bottom of the barrel when it comes to founding a family, the last guys a woman would ever fuck.
-all the thumbs down for this gorgeous, beautiful female bassplayer are just jealous assholes : -your average e-white knight
by Spyan March 5, 2022
Get the e-white knight mug.A very obnoxious and grating way to say someone's pregnant. An extremely annoying buzz word used by tabloid-style news outlets to have people storm the comment section to complain about the use of this horrendous and ridiculous expression. hence free traffic, you clever dudez!
by Spyan January 22, 2020
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