Spyan's definitions
Vulgar, of bad taste, loud, flashy, stupid and ugly. Bogans and female chavs often display outrageous tackiness without an ounce of shame. A vestimentary choice that says "I'm an ignorant, tasteless idiot and I'm pretty proud of it, thank you very much". A way to show your economic and intellectual poverty by dressing up in a way that immediately grabs attention, but also stabs you in both the retinas. A tacky person not only obviously lacks taste (and doesn't give a fù*$) but also really, really stands out in a crowd, and not in a good way. Someone who is very bad at basic fashion and has a totally delusional innate sense of self worth.
"David was so embarrassed when his tacky, drunken girlfriend started insulting the barman because he picked up and gave her back the panties she voluntarily dropped while obviously hitting on him that he is now is a monastery in the south of Italy, care to leave a message?"
by Spyan August 21, 2018
Get the Tackymug. One of the most pathetic, embarassing and obnoxious subculture ever to be shat on the face of the earth; cringe inducing morons who use meaningless japanese words when they talk to sound "special", who are worryingly obsessed with anything japanese, without knowing a single thing about japanese culture per say.
Lonely virgin loser teenager abusing the consumption of mangas and animes to forget about their failure of a life, generally sexually uncertain of what they are, but they're either trans or peadophiles. They dream about hazving sex with kiddy cartoon characters and can actually fall in love and become obsessed with something as sexually uninticing and ridiculous as pumba from the lion king. Utter and complete delusional fuckups that like to disguise as characters written for 10 year olds while being past 35, they're the butts of many a joke, and the shame of many a mother.
Common sense dictactes that this crowd of degenerate lowlives should have been exterminated long ago, if there wasn't so god damn many of them.
Lonely virgin loser teenager abusing the consumption of mangas and animes to forget about their failure of a life, generally sexually uncertain of what they are, but they're either trans or peadophiles. They dream about hazving sex with kiddy cartoon characters and can actually fall in love and become obsessed with something as sexually uninticing and ridiculous as pumba from the lion king. Utter and complete delusional fuckups that like to disguise as characters written for 10 year olds while being past 35, they're the butts of many a joke, and the shame of many a mother.
Common sense dictactes that this crowd of degenerate lowlives should have been exterminated long ago, if there wasn't so god damn many of them.
by Spyan September 27, 2021
Get the Weeaboomug. African american colloquial street language, slang and speech manerisms, eg "check it out ya'll, ma main man Gerald be rollin our way", which translates to "look everyone, here comes my friend Gerald". Usually involves purposefully incorrect grammar and syntax (as in "we be doing X"). Funny thing about ebonics, their use is supposed to be shun for sounding uneducated and uncultured. However, there's nothing white americans love more ebonic idioms (hold on, there is one other thing they like even more than that : shooting innocent black people for the hell of it). Hence modern american is now riddled with terms such as "|booty", "naw'mean?", "a'ight", "I'ma be buying the new iphone", "|dawg", "|holla", "my man", "getcha X on", "where my ladies at", "|whack" and tens of thousands of other words and sayings that just sound utterly ridiculous and annoying when pronounced by racist white people trying to sound gangsta thinking they'll impress people using expressions from a culture they openly despise. The term wigger even exists to describe people pretending to be black all the time because they think this will make them sound cool. But the teriffying truth is about 80% of the american population now talks like that, quite possibly without them even realizing it.
by Spyan May 3, 2020
Get the Ebonicsmug. "Pédale" literally means "pedal" (as on a bike). Pédale is also used as a synonym for "pédé", which means "gay" in french. As in english, "pédale" is used to describe either :
-someone who is gay;
or
-someone that talks a lot but doesn't act.
Either way, means "gay".
-someone who is gay;
or
-someone that talks a lot but doesn't act.
Either way, means "gay".
eg : "putain j'ai vu martin gallocher sylvain, je crois que c'est des pédales" (martin just french-kissed sylvain, I guess they're gay) or
"comment tu te laisses parler comme ca, t'es vraiment la derniere des pédales" (how can you let him talk to you like that, you're the last of the wusses).
"comment tu te laisses parler comme ca, t'es vraiment la derniere des pédales" (how can you let him talk to you like that, you're the last of the wusses).
by Spyan October 25, 2015
Get the pédalemug. Aussie slang for a hippy. Ferals have dreadlocks, tie'n dies with loud, obnoxious neon colours, tents for pants, about 60 different bracelets and necklaces, smoke copious amounts of weed, never get tired of listening to reggae (and can actually tell songs apart), and are not too hot on working (they usually don't) or on personal hygiene. They commonly have only shit to their names (in order not to be bound by the system) and will happily ask you for food/booze/cigarettes/drugs/money/a ride/a place to stay or all of the following. You can have fun with ferals : eg : put a huge padlock in their ear gauges and throw the key in a sewer, preferably right in front of them. They're also non-violent, so knock yourselves out!
Yeah, I think we definitely lost bill, he's gone feral. After doing dreadlocks he got tattoos and quit his job. He bought a 4wd to go live in the bush somewhere, haven't had any news in three months.
by Spyan January 31, 2020
Get the Feralmug. Short for Retroactive Continuity, meaning later added events in a story that contradict an already exisiting chronology and plot, creating paradoxes or illogicisms.
But mainly a stupid, bloated, meaningless neologism created by basement dweller fucktard comic geeks who like to think kiddy stories about flying men in tights with superpowers is a very, very serious topic that needs near scientific jargon to be clearly understood.
And jargon is, as we all now, what idiots use to try and sound intelligent , when they are just refering to very simple ideas (perfect eg : using "concept" to say "idea" : same words, "concept" just sounds smarter).
Used mostly because it sounds like "defcon", and nothing makes an american's dick harder then cool sounding words.
Hence a million retarded military acronyms that sound like they where made up by a twelve year old : this trend is getting so ridiculously rampant that it even has a name : the dreaded BACKRONYM.
It goes like this : come up with a cool souding 5 or 6 letter word (eg WRAITH, VIPER, SPECTER, KAOS...), find words for each letter and try to make sense, eg : FANG (Fast, Adaptable, Next-Generation Ground Vehicle).
As for stupid but cool-sounding neologisms, Americans absolutely love this and think it makes them sound edgy, cool and intimidating, the rest of the world just thinks it sounds immature, childish and retarded.
But mainly a stupid, bloated, meaningless neologism created by basement dweller fucktard comic geeks who like to think kiddy stories about flying men in tights with superpowers is a very, very serious topic that needs near scientific jargon to be clearly understood.
And jargon is, as we all now, what idiots use to try and sound intelligent , when they are just refering to very simple ideas (perfect eg : using "concept" to say "idea" : same words, "concept" just sounds smarter).
Used mostly because it sounds like "defcon", and nothing makes an american's dick harder then cool sounding words.
Hence a million retarded military acronyms that sound like they where made up by a twelve year old : this trend is getting so ridiculously rampant that it even has a name : the dreaded BACKRONYM.
It goes like this : come up with a cool souding 5 or 6 letter word (eg WRAITH, VIPER, SPECTER, KAOS...), find words for each letter and try to make sense, eg : FANG (Fast, Adaptable, Next-Generation Ground Vehicle).
As for stupid but cool-sounding neologisms, Americans absolutely love this and think it makes them sound edgy, cool and intimidating, the rest of the world just thinks it sounds immature, childish and retarded.
"That wolverine spinoff totally retconned the original comic, I'm so upset I'm gonna hang myself with my xbox controller"
by Spyan September 13, 2018
Get the Retconmug. A very non-diplomatic, straightforward and passive aggressive way of telling someone to get out of one's sight. Used mainly with people that waste your time with non-issues to let them know the shit they're talking about right now is last on a 1500 items to-do list and that right now, time is of the essence. Subtextually, you're warning the annoying person that you won't say it a second time and will gladly proceed directly to physical violence if they carry on. You NEVER get to say "kindly fuck off" twice. Unleast you feel like sounding indecisive.
Mate, i was already late and got a flat tire halfway through. While i was fixing it, some asshole came up to me and asked me for two bucks. I gave him the death stare and told him to kindly fuck off. Seeing i wasn't joking, he indeed made himself scarce. I did miss my date though. Fuck.
by Spyan May 7, 2020
Get the Kindly fuck offmug.