43 definitions by Spit Blood

ripshit

Extremely angry or hostile

Needless to say, Mark was ripshit when he found out I had a foursome with his girlfriend, his mom and his sister.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

she wants my knob

She wants my penis.
A Southworthism.
See also into my shit.

That chick wants my knob -Southworth.

by Spit Blood May 13, 2003

choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

fuck truck

A van or bus usually used by frat guys to visit other colleges and try to pick up girls to bring to their party.

Sigma Nu tried to get a fuck truck for their party tonight, but they only brought back 3 girls, all and all of the were beat as fuck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

dusted

adj: under the influence of marijuana and/or PCP; high.

What happens if the cops pull you over and you're dusted? Big trouble, that's what, buddy.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

cock munch

noun.
1) One, who, or that which munches cock.
2) A homosexual man.
3) A person regarded in low esteem

Adrian kept farting on the car ride back. What a cock munch.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003