2 definitions by SpenzFingoooooo

A chair, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See also Amusement Park Table
Dude, let's not sit at this table, it's full of Amusement Park Chairs!

I wanted a chair, not the shitty log ride of an Amusement Park Chair.

I have always hated the Jews, Russians, Blacks, and Amusement Park Chairs.
by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010
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A table, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See Amusement Park Chair
What the fuck, I can't put my expensive laptop on this Amusement Park Table, it could fall off.

Another Amusement Park Table?! Let's find a table that doesn't remind me of Space Mountain.

The tables in Six Flags are more stable than Starbucks' Amusement Park Tables.
by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010
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