Speeps's definitions

Penis Luigi

A phrase often uttered in response to something to which you didn't know how to respond; A phrase so nonsensical it immediately wins any argument and bests other nonsense, causing all forms of argument and nonsense to cease due to extreme confusion on everybody's part.

(Please note that there have been rare occasions in which a person who hears 'penis luigi' responds as if it made complete sense, and even agrees with it. This could be due to levels of confusion so high that a brain lesion occurs, causing the hearer to go into a fit of temporary insanity.

Also note that 'penis luigi' seems to have little to no effect on insane persons in general.)

"You're an idiot, skrulls are fucking awesome!"

"Penis luigi."

or

"My hair is a bird. Your argument is--"

"Penis luigi."

by Speeps March 3, 2010

Golden Axe

The most AWESOME FUCKING ROCK HARD PIECE OF LEGENDARY FOLKLORE EVER CREATED.

It's also a video game.

*kicks gnome upside the fucking head*

"BITCH GIMME YOUR MAGIC"

That's Golden Axe.

by Speeps March 3, 2010

Fuck You Motherfuckers

What you say whenever leaving a room full of people looking at you.

Jasper: Sir, I regret to inform you that the smell of your trousers has attracted the attention of everyone in the room.

Sir Reginald: I see...

*awkward silence as everyone stares*

Sir Reginald: Fuck you motherfuckers.

*leaves*

by Speeps April 3, 2011

Pnuch

1. Common misspelling of the word "punch".

2 .Wat yuo do to some1 wen yur relly made at them!!

Yu pnuch tehm in teh faic!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. A delicious fruit type beverage. I prefer pineapple pnuch.

OMGZZ!!! I cnat belive youu sed taht!!! *I pnuch yuo in the faece rley hrad!!!!!*

by Speeps September 6, 2010

OMGspeak

The language retards use when extremely frustrated, surprised, or just all the time. Involves many OMGs and exclamation marks.

Regular Person: I liked the sequel better.

OMGspeaker: ZOMGZ!!!!!! fuk yuo ur porly retartedf yo gay n0b0!!!!!!!!!!! sutf froveer ,stuiped asshol!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

Regular person: ...What?

or

OMGspeaker 1: dud, i got all teh bets ponr vdoies fro rfee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGspeaker 2: tahts gai, i gto moer tnah tose wat u gay im pro at pnor, fga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regular kid: Guys, school's been out for like 3 hours. Are you just gonna sit there and play Runescape all day?

OMGspeaker 1: stfu, afgg!!!!!!! rNuescaep is teh best!!!!!!!! OMF!!!!!!!!

OMGspeak is for retards and sarcastic persons only.

by Speeps September 7, 2010

Hot God

1. A delicious food you put RIDICULOUS and WACKY condiments on. It is unknown just how HIGH you have to BE to DO something like that.

2. A particularly fine-ass deity.

"Today, I put...JELLY on this hot god."

- Sweet Bro

"That statue of Zeus is making me feel a little gay."

- Anonymous

by Speeps September 15, 2010

Cheddar Cheese

The best cheese. The cheese of cheeses. The king of all cheese products, not to be questioned by anyone.

Cures all disease, solves all problems, and creates world peace.

This is Cheddar Cheese. Fuck all other cheeses.

by Speeps September 26, 2010