Speeps's definitions

Never Eat Soggy Wheat

1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.

Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left

2 - Good advice.

Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.

Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.

by Speeps September 26, 2010

Pnuch

1. Common misspelling of the word "punch".

2 .Wat yuo do to some1 wen yur relly made at them!!

Yu pnuch tehm in teh faic!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. A delicious fruit type beverage. I prefer pineapple pnuch.

OMGZZ!!! I cnat belive youu sed taht!!! *I pnuch yuo in the faece rley hrad!!!!!*

by Speeps September 6, 2010

Golden Axe

The most AWESOME FUCKING ROCK HARD PIECE OF LEGENDARY FOLKLORE EVER CREATED.

It's also a video game.

*kicks gnome upside the fucking head*

"BITCH GIMME YOUR MAGIC"

That's Golden Axe.

by Speeps March 3, 2010

Krofdillion

Infinity times infinity. Far bigger than a million, billion, trillion, zillion, killion, jillion, padillion, fafillion, or kasmillion. Oddly enough, if you were to take 10,022 Jupiters and land them on Jupiter, they would weigh exactly one Krofdillion tons. Jupiter would then collapse along with the rest of the universe.

"No one's ever seen a Krofdillion anything. If there were a Krofdillion dust particles in the air, they would blot out the sun." - Steven Ping, Manager of the Double Dragon Chinese Restaurant and Part Time Fiction Writer

by Speeps November 3, 2010

Hot God

1. A delicious food you put RIDICULOUS and WACKY condiments on. It is unknown just how HIGH you have to BE to DO something like that.

2. A particularly fine-ass deity.

"Today, I put...JELLY on this hot god."

- Sweet Bro

"That statue of Zeus is making me feel a little gay."

- Anonymous

by Speeps September 15, 2010

Fuck You Motherfuckers

What you say whenever leaving a room full of people looking at you.

Jasper: Sir, I regret to inform you that the smell of your trousers has attracted the attention of everyone in the room.

Sir Reginald: I see...

*awkward silence as everyone stares*

Sir Reginald: Fuck you motherfuckers.

*leaves*

by Speeps April 3, 2011

Cheddar Cheese

The best cheese. The cheese of cheeses. The king of all cheese products, not to be questioned by anyone.

Cures all disease, solves all problems, and creates world peace.

This is Cheddar Cheese. Fuck all other cheeses.

by Speeps September 26, 2010