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The type of food your sketchy drug fucked mate Roberto makes for himself and his paranoid friends.
He what is he cooking?? Is that’s ckicken catchatori??

No it’s Roberto and he is cooking is paranoid sketchatori for him and his shadow friends.
by Sonicishectic July 7, 2022
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The star sign of a person who is most of the time sketchy…. Usually named Roberto aka Dildo Rob aka mr paranoia aka thicky aka loves Tara
“Hey mate look at that guy over there what star sign do you reckon he is?”

“ by the way he is trying to shop lift he is definitely a sketchaterious
by Sonicishectic August 27, 2022
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Roberto is a great man with a whole lot of problems. A big dick and saggy balls. Roberto is a do’er with a nasty side you don’t want to see. Roberto is also a big softy at heart and is in love with a Tara. He enjoys long walks on the beach but also thinks doing a house break is romantic.
Someone broke into my house and took my micheal Bolton CD’s …. He must have been a Roberto
by Sonicishectic July 7, 2022
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Nomis is the backwards spelling of SIMON

The skinny man with a massive cock that makes donkeys jealous. Nomis is a sexual deviate but makes sure he fills every hole of a girl leaving NOMIS (no-mess)….. Nomis is a full flehedged conspiracist of the black goo! Nomis is a top bloke with a good heart. At times can annoy the fuck out of you and make you wanna punch him …. But then who will do the dishes…. Nomis is a loves the cold and is known to get in trouble when he gets on ice…. Last time he broke his wrist. Nomis doesn’t have a Girl Friend he is a sex pest that will fuck anything that is breathing …… and some things that aren’t. Nomis could use his big dick as a seesaw at an adults play ground. All in all Nomis it’s stand up guy who can upholster the shit out of anything.. he is a helpful geniune bloke even to his ex and a best mate for life
“Hey check the size of that guys cock??”
“Holy shit that thing could sink the titanic

Hey that guy made a great porno they didn’t have to clean anything up he made “Nomis”(no-mess)

Hey what the hell is that black liquid stuff coming towards us?

Nomis said it’s the black goo
by Sonicishectic October 26, 2022
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A guy named Jarred who loves a good thick
Hey look at that guy jarred having a wack!!

He is a junkasorasrex
by Sonicishectic February 19, 2022
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When you’ve got that one family friend always Feining for the gear but always spends his money at the other dealers house.

Has a shit hit cause the gear he was sold is shit.

Then comes to you and has a sook saying he needs some good drugs….. you tell him you have the killer but how much cash does he have

He turns and says “twenty bucks”

Always wants the ticcy ticcy for the thicky thicky

Great person at heart and very loyal to friends and family. Loves to get real cooked and send everyone of his guy friend dick pics and loves a good tin foil hat.

Has always good intentions with all he does but can be so annoying thinking he is helping.

Get himself more fried then southern style deep fried chicken.

Always chasing fanny but rarely succeeding in the chase.

In pay day he always fixes up his tic. Some times he might be short “twenty bucks”
Hey bro I’m hanging for some more drugs but don’t have much coin, can you do me a point?

I only got “twenty bucks
by Sonicishectic November 9, 2022
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