Definitions by SnaggPDX

backdoor barf 

n. A euphemism for having the shits, a.k.a. diarrhea.

"Ugh, my ass is sore from backdoor barfing all morning. I swear, if I have to wipe one more time my browneye will burst into flames."

backdoor barf by SnaggPDX November 15, 2005

shout at your shoes 

A euphemism for throwing up on the floor, or just vomiting in general.

"Carl’s outside shouting at his shoes. I knew that last drink would put him over the edge."

shout at your shoes by SnaggPDX December 17, 2004

mung bucket

n. A bucket used under a beer tap to catch foam and pour-offs. Can get very nasty over time, and can be used on demanding jerks at the bar as a source of a "special pour".

"Don't be a wanker to the barkeep or your next drink may come out of the mung bucket."

mung bucket by SnaggPDX December 10, 2004

Mind Eraser

A bar drink consisting of equal parts vodka, Kahlua and either tonic water or club soda poured into a rocks glass in the order listed and served with a straw. The liquids stay semi-separated because of the differences in the specific gravity of each, and the drink is imbibed quickly through the straw so that the Kahlua chases the vodka and the soda chases the Kahlua. Extremely effective in curing what ails you, hence the name.

"We started out the night drinking Mind Erasers, and got munted very quickly."

Mind Eraser by SnaggPDX December 10, 2004

Cheet 

The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.

"I know you've been eating my Cheetos again - You've got Cheet all over your clothes!"

Cheet by SnaggPDX December 8, 2004

red up

Pittsburghese for "clean up".

"Hey yinz guys, I have to red up the house before heading dahntahn."

red up by SnaggPDX December 7, 2004

molesterstache 

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.

"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."

molesterstache by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004