SnaggPDX's definitions

red up

Pittsburghese for "clean up".

"Hey yinz guys, I have to red up the house before heading dahntahn."

by SnaggPDX December 7, 2004

mung bucket

n. A bucket used under a beer tap to catch foam and pour-offs. Can get very nasty over time, and can be used on demanding jerks at the bar as a source of a "special pour".

"Don't be a wanker to the barkeep or your next drink may come out of the mung bucket."

by SnaggPDX December 10, 2004

Mr. T starter kit

When someone wears more than one thick gold (or faux gold) chain necklace at a time. Usually accompanied by too much cologne and a "Hey Baby" attitude.

Man #1: "Hey, check out the schmuck with the Mr. T started kit."
Man #2: "I pity the fool that thinks that looks good!"

by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004

WASPafarian

A sub-breed of the urban hippie species named for their Anglo-Saxon heritage and dreadlocked manes. Often seen traveling in small herds and can be spotted by the tell-tale markings of tie-dyed clothing and the overwhelming stench of patchouli. Approach with caution, unless carrying some form of either ganja or munchies.

"I would have loved the Phish concert if the venue wasn't full of WASPafarians."

by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004

backdoor barf

n. A euphemism for having the shits, a.k.a. diarrhea.

"Ugh, my ass is sore from backdoor barfing all morning. I swear, if I have to wipe one more time my browneye will burst into flames."

by SnaggPDX November 15, 2005

Cheet

The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.

"I know you've been eating my Cheetos again - You've got Cheet all over your clothes!"

by SnaggPDX December 8, 2004

ass basket

A kitty litter box. V. stinky.

"Dammit, the cat shat outside the ass basket again!"

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004