10 definitions by Smash_the_Pumpkins
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 19, 2019
“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”
“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins November 1, 2019
-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.
-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 25, 2019
by Smash_the_Pumpkins April 23, 2020
1:Instead of a shit fart, it’s a sneeze fart.
2: when you sneeze and fart at the same time.
Funny story:
My 2 younger sisters and I were at my grandmas house and we were all pretending to be asleep when my grandma snarted but the fart was kind of delayed. Instead of “achoo” it was “achhh*fart*oo” and she did this once. Then a second time and it sounded exactly the same and we all started laughing loudly.
2: when you sneeze and fart at the same time.
Funny story:
My 2 younger sisters and I were at my grandmas house and we were all pretending to be asleep when my grandma snarted but the fart was kind of delayed. Instead of “achoo” it was “achhh*fart*oo” and she did this once. Then a second time and it sounded exactly the same and we all started laughing loudly.
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 23, 2019
when You take a shit so massive, it backed up a bunch of gas. Asstershock is those farts that explode out your ass after you shit.
1: Bobby had gas pains in his stomach because the shit that was about to be expelled from his ass was blocking all of it up. He then had asstershock for an hour.
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 30, 2019
1: yesterday I saw a dude jogging in short shorts that were ass crease height. ‘‘Twas quite nasty.
2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?
3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?
3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 29, 2019