4 definitions by Slugworthy
When someone is clogging up the fast lane by going less than 20 mph over the limit. Typically, it's either a clueless geezer or someone engrossed in a dazzling cell phone discussion unaware of the constipation-like backup behind them. When the cork finally pops and the back up starts flowing, so do the middle fingers.
by Slugworthy March 15, 2011
When two gentlemen engage in a battle of courtesy, such as when both arrive at a 4-way stop sign at the same time. Each waves the other on until one gives in. Can happen when holding doors too.
Driver: Shit.
Passenger: What?
Driver: I lost the Gent's Throwdown at the 4-way. Dude wore we down with his wave ons.
Passenger: What?
Driver: I lost the Gent's Throwdown at the 4-way. Dude wore we down with his wave ons.
by Slugworthy March 15, 2011
Speaking with extreme brevity, in the way of a news headline. A natural shift in language for the Gen Y gang who thrives on Tweets, Emot-icons, and Vanity Plates.
Instead of saying, "It has been discovered that Captain John Smith engaged in sexual relations with a Native Indian woman known as Pocahontas", I used my Headline Speak and said, "Captain Boned a Native".
by Slugworthy March 15, 2011
When a handshake is offered but your right hand is busy - such as while holding two beers or perhaps you're wearing a cast. Your only option is to shake with your left. If handled correctly, it comes off more as a low-five instead of an awkward hand-holding moment between two dudes.
When I turned, Dave had his hand out for a shake. He didn't see me holding my niece's hand, so I gave him a Southpaw Shake with my free one. No gayness.
by Slugworthy March 15, 2011