A font that all definitions on Urban Dictionary literally just changed to srsly idk why but I guess we’ve just gotta accept it.
Urban dictionary just changed all the font in the definitions to Arial. Looks weird now but eventually we won’t notice
by SlickSerpent99 November 26, 2018
Get the Arialmug. by SlickSerpent99 February 23, 2017
Get the 9/11mug. A magical isekai world, where everything as far as the eye can see is made of liquid rubber... in a can! Nothing ever leaks in the Flex World, for the prodigious sealing power of the Flex Seal products prevents leaks from ever existing in reality AND in concept. Jon-kun was brought into the Flex World by the overlord of God, Jesus, Adam, Eve, Lilith, and Allah: Phil Swift. Within the Flex World one can experience endless euphoria among every Flex Seal Product in existence, as well as drive the Flex Glue Monster 4x4 (provided you have your driver's license and proof of insurance.) There is even the greatest invention Phil Swift has ever conceived... but we cannot know of its properties, else our minds would implode from the awe and beauty of its splendor. The only way to enter the Flex World is to be pulled into your TV by Phil Swift himself. It may seem far and attainable, but as a species, we should never stop trying to reach the Flex World and achieve that pure state of nirvana.
Jon Jafari: "Hello? Where am I? Am I dead? Is this heaven?"
Phil Swift: "No Jon. It's not heaven, it's better. It's the Flex World, where everything as far as the eye can see is made of liquid rubber... in a can!"
Phil Swift: "No Jon. It's not heaven, it's better. It's the Flex World, where everything as far as the eye can see is made of liquid rubber... in a can!"
by SlickSerpent99 December 05, 2018
Get the Flex Worldmug. The union in marriage of two homosexual individuals. It is illegal in many places around the world, including thirteen US states.
8 Reasons to Oppose Gay Marriage:
1. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
2. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
3. Straight marriage has been around for a long time and hasn't changed at all like many of the principles upon which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful is gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears' would be destroyed.
5. The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because are orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
6. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion here in the United States.
8. Children can never succeed without both a male and female role model at home. That's why we, as a society, expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
1. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
2. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
3. Straight marriage has been around for a long time and hasn't changed at all like many of the principles upon which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful is gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears' would be destroyed.
5. The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because are orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
6. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion here in the United States.
8. Children can never succeed without both a male and female role model at home. That's why we, as a society, expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
by SlickSerpent99 August 05, 2017
Get the Gay Marriagemug. The most baddest most bombastic country in the world. A lot of people love it, a lot of people hate it, pretty much everyone who lives in it is a patriot. Poor diets, lack of exercise, and being gung-ho is a common stereotype in the USA, or as some people like to call it, America. A land of the free, if you want, you can take 12 hookers to your house and have a gang-bang with your dog involved. It may seem like thats illegal but trust me, it's what freedom means. Throw in a truly patriotic president that we have right now and a lot of McDonalds, and you have the United States.
Contrary to popular belief, us people of the United States do not think there is just two countries; America and Mexico, there is also the Ayrab Country, the Canadia country, and the Made in China country.
by SlickSerpent99 September 25, 2017
Get the United Statesmug. Anakin: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
or
Luke: "All woman are queens!"
Kylo Ren: "If she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOOOOOT!"
In the above case, the protagonist and antagonist are clearly Sith.
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
or
Luke: "All woman are queens!"
Kylo Ren: "If she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOOOOOT!"
In the above case, the protagonist and antagonist are clearly Sith.
by SlickSerpent99 January 06, 2020
Get the absolutemug. An occupation. A grammar nazi would proofread Hitler's speeches, ensuring that all grammar was used correctly and effectively.
It's important to speak correctly. A grammar nazi would proofread the speeches used by Hitler to ensure the preservation of the beautiful German language.
by SlickSerpent99 June 09, 2018
Get the Grammar Nazimug.