Definitions by SliceofJesus

stick lick 

When one engorges their functional tongue upon a 6 inch stick, it emmenses the apparable action of the stick lick. This stick may also be movementable as it toufors as a stick insect. Sticks may not excess 7 inches nor decess 5 inches for it be unplesorable for the stick licker to lick the stick and feel sensuralation. The lick must be actioned by the tongue and not no other properties of the causation of anamatomous bodily function.

My pet aardvark scored the grandiest stick lick when he endured the spedecial treat from the luxorious stick he licked. It was fantavious enjoyment.

stick lick by SliceofJesus April 22, 2018

Jerome Powell 

The guy who will, and by the time you are reading this, has screwed over the world's economy

Jerome Powell was placed in his position by Trump to screw up the economy

Jerome Powell by SliceofJesus January 14, 2018

jerk job january 

After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.

I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh

*61 splats occur simultaneously*

jerk job january by SliceofJesus January 4, 2018

meme review 

👏👏 meme review 👏👏

A review of cringe in the most ignorecent manner, devulging within the depths of unaboriginal continent. This review is done painsteakless with the non help of editorbois. Also it involves many claps of high contingency frequency. One would not clap for not no bonjaculous meme review.

Netfelix 'Havard Elf' Shellburger does the meme review for the views and the clicks which prosporises the bling bling he coffers.

meme review by SliceofJesus December 27, 2017

banned streamer

A streamer on Twitch who has said the n word or is a male and has shown off some skin, because it is against Twitch rules for a male to be sexual on the site. These streamers often move to YouTube Live because they are slightly less SJW.

Ice is a banned streamer cos he did ice

banned streamer by SliceofJesus December 18, 2017

net nuetrality 

Ajit Pai's idea to completely ruin the internet.
It will be $5 to read the full version of this definition. Call your internet service provider to access the full definition. You will most likely have an indian pick up your phone. He is Ajit Pai's brother. Good luck in trying to get full access to this definition!

Ajit Pie: Net nuetrality is spelled this way because I feel like making it spelled this way.

net nuetrality by SliceofJesus December 14, 2017

kju 

Kim Jong Un

Missile for Assad
MOAB for ISIL
Nuke for KJU
Capitalism ensures that everyone is not treated equally but is given justice accordingly to their crimes.

kju by SliceofJesus April 14, 2017