SliceofJesus's definitions

kju

Kim Jong Un

Missile for Assad
MOAB for ISIL
Nuke for KJU
Capitalism ensures that everyone is not treated equally but is given justice accordingly to their crimes.

by SliceofJesus April 14, 2017

Boko Harambe

A black guerrilla that was shot dead by a white man who thought that he was a Nigerian terrorist after a boy entered into his prison cell.

Lad: "Do you remember Boko Harambe?"
Me: "Yes. An innocent slaughtered by the devil's child!"

by SliceofJesus December 10, 2016

Jerome Powell

The guy who will, and by the time you are reading this, has screwed over the world's economy

Jerome Powell was placed in his position by Trump to screw up the economy

by SliceofJesus January 14, 2018

meme review

👏👏 meme review 👏👏

A review of cringe in the most ignorecent manner, devulging within the depths of unaboriginal continent. This review is done painsteakless with the non help of editorbois. Also it involves many claps of high contingency frequency. One would not clap for not no bonjaculous meme review.

Netfelix 'Havard Elf' Shellburger does the meme review for the views and the clicks which prosporises the bling bling he coffers.

by SliceofJesus December 27, 2017

Gov up

The act of giving up on the government.

Donald Trump is president, time to gov up.

by SliceofJesus January 22, 2017

Sean Spicer

One of the 11 Spicers of herbs that KFC let loose on the world to produce alternative facts to demonstrate that the media has it wrong on the KFC recipe and all of Trump's ideologies.

Sean Spicer your salad with alternative american pepper which is organic and saves the world from the middle east inporting spices and terrorists.

by SliceofJesus February 5, 2017

jerk job january

After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.

I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh

*61 splats occur simultaneously*

by SliceofJesus January 4, 2018