SliceofJesus's definitions

Gov up

The act of giving up on the government.

Donald Trump is president, time to gov up.

by SliceofJesus January 22, 2017

Boko Harambe

A black guerrilla that was shot dead by a white man who thought that he was a Nigerian terrorist after a boy entered into his prison cell.

Lad: "Do you remember Boko Harambe?"
Me: "Yes. An innocent slaughtered by the devil's child!"

by SliceofJesus December 10, 2016

Jerome Powell

The guy who will, and by the time you are reading this, has screwed over the world's economy

Jerome Powell was placed in his position by Trump to screw up the economy

by SliceofJesus January 14, 2018

net nuetrality

Ajit Pai's idea to completely ruin the internet.
It will be $5 to read the full version of this definition. Call your internet service provider to access the full definition. You will most likely have an indian pick up your phone. He is Ajit Pai's brother. Good luck in trying to get full access to this definition!

Ajit Pie: Net nuetrality is spelled this way because I feel like making it spelled this way.

by SliceofJesus December 14, 2017

January 26

Its the thangsgiving mixed in with the fourth of July for Australia. The day all the lambs of the nation are sent to the slaughterhouse for a great barbie and many prawns (also known as shrimp) are fished from the waters for dessert. Then the fireworks go off, to celebrate the day that all Australians call their own. It is Australia Day, a day where you'll never lamb alone!

January 26 is the best day of the year! Let us celebrate with a barbie!

by SliceofJesus January 21, 2017

Trumble

According to Sean Spicer he is the prime minister of Australia. What he was ment to say was "Malcolm Turnbull" but instead did the American thing and stuffed up an Aussie name like shrimps (prawns) or Melbourne (pronounced Mel-ben not Mel-born).

Sean Spicer: *mumbles and fumbles* "Trumble..."

by SliceofJesus February 4, 2017

njerk

Pronounced (Ni-erk)
A person who assaults or kills a suspected pedophile who turns out to be innocent making the njerk look more like a jerk rather than a hero for killing that person who was suspected of being a pedo.

Who are we prosecuting today, oh, just another njerk that was controlled by the media to think that that bloke was a pedo. Shame.

by SliceofJesus January 11, 2017