16 definitions by Sklooby
An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.
Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!
Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!
Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.
by Sklooby September 17, 2008
A man or woman with a large forefinger resulting from repeatedly clicking on the "OK" button, thereby allowing any number of spurious definitions through, including my own. See thumbs up and thumbs down.
Fuck, man. It's come to this. I'm forty years old, half drunk, and just randomly adding shit to a website.
Fuck, man. It's come to this. I'm forty years old, half drunk, and just randomly adding shit to a website.
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
(Interjection) What that Japanese bloke in Heroes says all the time when he accomplishes something, which, to be honest, is not often. All right, so he's got these time-stopping powers and stuff, could he please now use them instead of appearing to be made of solid fail? Pretty grim how he buried that immortal bloke alive, by the way. Sorry about the spoiler if you hadn't seen that bit yet.
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
1. The act of forcing open a bank vault or safe with the use of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.
1. Dragon Lady said she wasn't looking for a wheel man right now, but maybe she might need a blowjob later this month.
2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."
2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."
by Sklooby March 16, 2008
1. Must we move to Lewisham? It's so gribbly there.
2. "What?" asked Boris, amazed. "You want me to boff Ann Widdecombe? But she's so gribbly!"
2. "What?" asked Boris, amazed. "You want me to boff Ann Widdecombe? But she's so gribbly!"
by Sklooby March 16, 2008
1) An expression used when quoting a noteworthy passage by a female writer.
2) An expression akin in meaning to "As the actress said to the bishop", and about as funny too, which is to say not very.
2) An expression akin in meaning to "As the actress said to the bishop", and about as funny too, which is to say not very.
Jake: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."
Elwood: That's what she said!
Elwood: That's what she said!
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
A spiral shape, whether drawn, sculpted or occurring naturally; see also krimsoy.
Etymology: C.20, after Hank Ketcham (1920-2001), U.S. cartoonist and creator of Dennis the Menace, who characteristically drew knees as spiral shapes.
Etymology: C.20, after Hank Ketcham (1920-2001), U.S. cartoonist and creator of Dennis the Menace, who characteristically drew knees as spiral shapes.
by Sklooby March 19, 2008