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n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shithead clueless radio host.
Ralph Wiggum hiked up his trousers, stuck his finger in his nose and said, "I made boortz in my pants!"
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
Get the boortz mug."I am hard as a rock," said Congressman Foley to the 16-year-old boy, "so tell me when yours reaches rock."
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Get the reaches rock mug.n. Syn. for "mother." Orig.: Used by childfree people to indicate disdain for motherhood, the concept being that anyone dumb enough to breed is little better than a mindless cow with sagyy udders.
I was enjoying a stroll in the park when some dopey moo whipped her flabby jugs out to tit-feed her sprog.
by SkidMarkyMark May 4, 2006
Get the moo mug.n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.
by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007
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Get the Gazongazilla mug.n. A gastrointestinal problem suffered after eating food from Washington, DC's "Ben's Chili Bowl" restaurant. They serve the world's nastiest chili, and it will fuck you up good. Expect it to kick in about five hours after eating there, and plan on spending the next four hours or so on the toilet, spraying out high-pressure jets of liquishit that will burn your anus and permanently stain your toilet's porcelain.
Pbbbththth squirrrrrrrrrtt dribbledribbledribble flibberappappappapp pooooooooooooot pbbbbbthththththt splash. "Oh god, I'm suffering from Ben's Chili Bowels! Make it stop!!!"
by SkidMarkyMark October 23, 2009
Get the Ben's Chili Bowels mug.n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.
by SkidMarkyMark April 30, 2010
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