When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop
I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle
Menstrual juices excreted whilst swimming in the ocean, potentially leading to unwanted shark attention
The beaches of Northern Brisbane were once a favouritehaunt for watersports, but the recent increase in the levels of Cunnychum has made it a haven for the disgustingly named, Sliteye shark