18 definitions by SirGreg

Punanidemic

A sudden influx of fantastic minge throughout the world.

The most of Eastern Europe is currently witnessing a Punanidemic. Men are losing their mind and oats at an alarming rate!

by SirGreg June 5, 2017

Cunnychum

Menstrual juices excreted whilst swimming in the ocean, potentially leading to unwanted shark attention

The beaches of Northern Brisbane were once a favourite haunt for watersports, but the recent increase in the levels of Cunnychum has made it a haven for the disgustingly named, Sliteye shark

by SirGreg January 4, 2017

Ragbag

Not dissimilar to a nagbag. A whingeing slout but it's bloodloss week!!

You were fine with that the other day Chalkie, just because it's ragbag week don't take it our on me (literally;)!!!)

by SirGreg January 29, 2017

Vdtv

An educational channel for people with slutty, infected genitalia.

If you're not gonna get yourself to the doctor with those Crabscabs, at least refer to Vdtv for information

by SirGreg February 5, 2017

MenstrualMan

A Superhero with an used tampon as a backpack. A Great Man who tries to heal bleeding-hate wherever he comes across it!!!

My missus has just kicked the shit out of me for no reason . MenstrualMan where are you!!!???

by SirGreg February 20, 2017

pickleminge

A slightly vinegary/acidic tasting vagina

Oh she was a nice lass but she had a bit of a pickleminge

by SirGreg January 4, 2017

Kneeling

A thing that overpaid footballers do before a match because we're all horrible racists!

I need a kebab please Mustafa, should I start kneeling first due to somebody else's actions or my countries actions decade's ago?

by SirGreg June 12, 2021