1 definition by SinisterCynic

A term used by pseudo-health professionals to convey to their clients exactly how much expertise they have in the field of absolutely nothing at all.
"Trust me, if you soak in a hot bath with a pinch of baking soda, a cup of lavender oil, and a brick of highly enriches uranium, it will rid your body of toxins."
"What exactly are these toxins?"
"Like, you know, toxins"
"Ah, ok...."
by SinisterCynic July 16, 2015
Get the Toxins mug.