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Toxins

A term used by pseudo-health professionals to convey to their clients exactly how much expertise they have in the field of absolutely nothing at all.

"Trust me, if you soak in a hot bath with a pinch of baking soda, a cup of lavender oil, and a brick of highly enriches uranium, it will rid your body of toxins."
"What exactly are these toxins?"
"Like, you know, toxins"
"Ah, ok...."

by SinisterCynic August 7, 2015