Shumado's definitions
Middle-class white mother that has nothing better to do with her time than organize her children's extra-curricular sporting activities. Provided for by her husband, she creates an out-of-touch middle class bubble for herself and is very grumpy when anyone disturbs it. In addition to the descriptions already listed, I will add that soccer moms are usually sporting some mid-90s Jennifer Aniston version hair with a lot of clunky preppie jewelry. They are into status symbols; big expensive car, kids performing well, newest trending phone, expensive looking jewelry. Thinks that the term "Soccer Mom" is somehow a compliment and is ditzy enough to put stickers of soccer balls on their back windows.
by Shumado September 5, 2013
Get the Soccer Mommug. Your sibling's spouce's family. ie. your brother's wife's parents. In-laws belonging to your brother or sister, but not to you.
People you have no obligation to see or spend time with, but have to put up with on a regular basis at functions or holidays. Though they really aren't your inlaws, they must be treated as such- just to keep everyone getting along.
People you have no obligation to see or spend time with, but have to put up with on a regular basis at functions or holidays. Though they really aren't your inlaws, they must be treated as such- just to keep everyone getting along.
The fake in-laws are coming to Thanksgiving, again?
I know- putting up with the brother-in-law is bad enough, without his whole family crashing in.
I know- putting up with the brother-in-law is bad enough, without his whole family crashing in.
by Shumado July 1, 2011
Get the fake in-lawsmug. scrabble player who earns their points by adding an "s" or "d" to the end of a high scoring word belonging to another player.
or a player who blocks off certain high point letters or triple word squares, just to prevent the other players from using them.
In general, any practice by a scrabble player that is allowed by the rules, but just seems like an unfair sheist.
or a player who blocks off certain high point letters or triple word squares, just to prevent the other players from using them.
In general, any practice by a scrabble player that is allowed by the rules, but just seems like an unfair sheist.
Player one: A M A Z E. Ha- double word score, 32 points.
Player two (adds an 's'): A M A Z E S! Double letter AND double word, 34 points.
Player one: You Scrabble Sheister!
Player two (adds an 's'): A M A Z E S! Double letter AND double word, 34 points.
Player one: You Scrabble Sheister!
by Shumado December 29, 2010
Get the Scrabble Sheistermug. a person who does what everyone else expects them to do. Whatever gets them the most praise or popularity, whether it is good or bad or dumb, they just do it unquestioningly. A person who is being taken advantage of but they just eat it up with a spoon and ask for seconds. Some tools don't understand that they are being used, others do and will complain incessantly about being unfairly treated, while having no intention of doing anything about it.
Jim is always complaining about his horrible miserable job, but he will never take the trouble of looking for a better one. What a tool!
by Shumado December 3, 2013
Get the toolmug. someone who is unwilling to change, and who is prejudiced against outsiders and those not sharing their worldview.
Rednecks live their entire lives in the same area, usually rural, as there is too much diversity in cities. They tend to keep the same opinions as their parents and grandparents; family values and bigotry alike are passed down and kept alive through the younger generation. A lack of taste (in clothing, housing, decor, tv shows) is common, but not a fast rule. There are rednecks in every country, but they sometimes go by different names depending on region.
Rednecks live their entire lives in the same area, usually rural, as there is too much diversity in cities. They tend to keep the same opinions as their parents and grandparents; family values and bigotry alike are passed down and kept alive through the younger generation. A lack of taste (in clothing, housing, decor, tv shows) is common, but not a fast rule. There are rednecks in every country, but they sometimes go by different names depending on region.
Annie Jo: "My Momma said that if God wanted black people and white people to get married, he would have made them the same color."
Allison: "Why would God care if people's skin color matched? Don't be such a redneck."
Allison: "Why would God care if people's skin color matched? Don't be such a redneck."
by Shumado December 24, 2010
Get the Redneckmug. Water. A tongue-in-cheek joke derived from the creation story in the Bible. Adam was the first man in the Garden of Eden; he lived a pure lifestyle in communion with God. Before the fall, he was unclothed an eating just fruits and vegetables in the garden, therefore the only thing to drink was water.
by Shumado January 8, 2017
Get the adam's alemug. describing people who only care about eating, sleeping, making money, and owning crap. Very unimaginative, uncultured people with no concept of the arts, history, language, faith, travel, or why any those things should be valued. Has not visited a library or museum since the 7th grade. Doesn't know the name of a bluebird (really). Like Mr. Banks in Mary Poppins, they "can't see past the end of their nose".
by Shumado April 14, 2015
Get the provincialmug.