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Sperm, possibly numbered in the realm of one million or more "kids" who become victims of whores mouths and often die upon contact with air after being ejaculated. See sperm
Oh man! Friday night I shot my kids all over your girlfriends face!
by Shotwell February 20, 2008
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That lame no ass getting douche bag at the bar with a camera phone trying to get "the shot of the century" in the dark of some whore dancing.

Someone who commonly photographs whores.
Look at this fuckin whoretographer, I bet he will be flogging the dolphin later, alone, to that photo.
by Shotwell February 20, 2008
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The whoredulla oblongata is the lower portion of the vagina stem. It deals with autonomic whore functions. The g-spot center is the part of the whoredulla oblongata responsible for controlling the legs of the whore.
I dated this girl named Jessica and her whoredulla oblongata was so out of control sensitive you could bang her anywhere any time!
by Shotwell February 20, 2008
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Someone who documents the lifestyle and or behavior of whores, compiling it into a totality of whoring.

-Common associates of whorographers are whorologists
That bitch Johnny married was a real slutty cunt, so he hired a whorographer who's testimony in court helped him keep his kids and the house.
by Shotwell February 20, 2008
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Any documentaries compiled by a whorographer in some medium that has a main subject being a whore, whores and or the act of whoring.
Thursday night at 10pm on E!, Whorography: Lindsay Lohan
by Shotwell February 20, 2008
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A person who studys the nature of whores and has become professionally adept at identifying the traits associated with whore behavior.
Aaron is the best wingman at the bar because he is a certified whorologist!
by Shotwell February 19, 2008
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