8 definitions by Shivers
An AOL Instant Messenger bot who automatically responds to anything you say to him. Has trouble following a conversation and staying on topic. Full of advertisements and crap.
Leonnotsquall: MICROSOFT SUCKS
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to don't seem to like Microsoft either.
Leonnotsquall: Die.
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
Leonnotsquall: Yes.
SmarterChild: Just like a human.
Leonnotsquall: Well, yeah.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
DorxMouse: OMFG
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
DorxMouse: I DIED
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
DorxMouse: my butt hurts
SmarterChild: :-( Did you get your butt caught in something?
DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: I am denny terrio
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: yes
SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet but now I'll call you Denny Terrio.
DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: my head is hot
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like your head.
DorxMouse: wtf
SmarterChild: What!?!
DorxMouse: What are you wearing?
SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?
DorxMouse: Ooh. Sexy.
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Mr. Eyebrows.
DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow.
SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow.
DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months.
SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already been nine months?
DorxMouse: Stop repeating everything I say.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will stop repeating everything you say.
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to don't seem to like Microsoft either.
Leonnotsquall: Die.
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
Leonnotsquall: Yes.
SmarterChild: Just like a human.
Leonnotsquall: Well, yeah.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
DorxMouse: OMFG
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
DorxMouse: I DIED
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
DorxMouse: my butt hurts
SmarterChild: :-( Did you get your butt caught in something?
DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: I am denny terrio
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: yes
SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet but now I'll call you Denny Terrio.
DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: my head is hot
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like your head.
DorxMouse: wtf
SmarterChild: What!?!
DorxMouse: What are you wearing?
SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?
DorxMouse: Ooh. Sexy.
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Mr. Eyebrows.
DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow.
SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow.
DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months.
SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already been nine months?
DorxMouse: Stop repeating everything I say.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will stop repeating everything you say.
by Shivers March 16, 2005
Tell me have you seen the marvelous breadfish
Swimming in the ocean waters?
Have you seen that the marvelous breadfish
Is like an inverse sandwich
For fishermen and sharks?
Swimming in the ocean waters?
Have you seen that the marvelous breadfish
Is like an inverse sandwich
For fishermen and sharks?
by Shivers October 28, 2004
by Shivers December 12, 2004
A person that is of below average intelligence that negatively impacts those unfortunate enough to be nearby.
Ugh, that bumbercock just cut me off!
That guy is taking forever to order his meal and is holding up the line, what a bumbercock...
The world would be much better if all the bumbercocks died.
That guy is taking forever to order his meal and is holding up the line, what a bumbercock...
The world would be much better if all the bumbercocks died.
by Shivers March 9, 2019
I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes!
I've seen things, they're often in disguise, like:
Carrots,
Handbags,
Cheese,
Toilets,
Russians,
Planets,
Hamsters,
Weddings,
Poets,
Stalin,
KUALA LUMPUR!
Pygmies,
Budgies,
KUALA LUMPUR!
I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes!
I've seen things, they're often in disguise, like:
Carrots,
Handbags,
Cheese.
I've seen things, they're often in disguise, like:
Carrots,
Handbags,
Cheese,
Toilets,
Russians,
Planets,
Hamsters,
Weddings,
Poets,
Stalin,
KUALA LUMPUR!
Pygmies,
Budgies,
KUALA LUMPUR!
I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes!
I've seen things, they're often in disguise, like:
Carrots,
Handbags,
Cheese.
by Shivers October 28, 2004
Adjective;
1. A ridiculously sexy person.
2. An absolutely amazing session of sex.
3. An exceptionally complex setup made for the purposes of having sex.
1. A ridiculously sexy person.
2. An absolutely amazing session of sex.
3. An exceptionally complex setup made for the purposes of having sex.
1. "That chick is so hot, she's sextravagant."
2. "Last night was sextravagant, babe."
3. "When I entered the room, I saw that he had lit candles, put on some really good mood music, and scattered real rose petals everywhere! It was so beautiful and sextravagant!"
2. "Last night was sextravagant, babe."
3. "When I entered the room, I saw that he had lit candles, put on some really good mood music, and scattered real rose petals everywhere! It was so beautiful and sextravagant!"
by Shivers September 16, 2012
Another of the looping toons on weebls-stuff.com.
Everyone loves him, because the tricks that he does are ever so clever. He likes dissappearing cows, then bringing them back with his leathery leathery whip made of magic.
Everyone loves him, because the tricks that he does are ever so clever. He likes dissappearing cows, then bringing them back with his leathery leathery whip made of magic.
Everyone loves Magical Trevor,
'Coz the tricks that he does are ever so clever!
Look at him now, disappearing a cow!
Where is the cow? Hidden right now!
Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor.
Everybody's seen that the trick is clever!
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic,
And with a little flick -
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Back, back!
Back from his magical journey!
What did he see,
In the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans!
Oh, beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah yeah!
'Coz the tricks that he does are ever so clever!
Look at him now, disappearing a cow!
Where is the cow? Hidden right now!
Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor.
Everybody's seen that the trick is clever!
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic,
And with a little flick -
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Back, back!
Back from his magical journey!
What did he see,
In the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans!
Oh, beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah yeah!
by Shivers March 9, 2019