8 definitions by Shitcakedasshairs

Majin goo

Extremely gooey semen. So gooey and thick that it's almost elastic like Majin buu.

I've never done anal before, but when I did, I watched my Majin goo drip all out of her bum

by Shitcakedasshairs March 2, 2017

Marsha Stewart

A person who is extremely prone to excessive sweating from their asshole to their taint. Leaving their asshole swamped resembling a marshy biome.

"Yo, Jon is such a Marsha Stewart!"

by Shitcakedasshairs August 30, 2018

The oil well

When a male and or female has a bad case of the runs and you stick you're fingers in their anus causing their asshole to gush diarrhea like you just struck oil

Jack - "Damn, dude. I tried to finger my girls pooper last night but i ended up striking some oil."
Todd - "gross! Sounds like you were the victim of THE OIL WELL!"
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by Shitcakedasshairs May 5, 2016

The Bruce Jenner

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation

if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner

by Shitcakedasshairs July 2, 2016

Lava Flow

When a female has a very heavy period and proceeds to participate in gym class, only resulting in a massive flow of menstrual blood.

"Hey, Tom, I think this chick is on her period."

"Uh oh, looks like we're about to witness a lava flow

by Shitcakedasshairs December 31, 2018

The cream corn surprise

The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .

"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
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by Shitcakedasshairs March 30, 2016

Squoze

The act of forcefully extracting the semen from the testicles.

She squoze me and there was a mess on the floor

by Shitcakedasshairs December 7, 2016