Shifty's definitions

Fuck Ton

1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something

1.How many bad guys are there?
A fuck ton

2.Thats a fuck ton of shit

by Shifty July 1, 2004

curry house

after a freak incident involving a chicken curry and a margarita pizza, this term can be used to express extreem approval.

thats proper curry house mate, proper curry house. ( after being told about your freinds last sexual endevor)

by shifty February 6, 2004

Dancing Nancy

A prostitute. In Spain, and other parts of Europe, "nancy" is a slang term for prostitue.

Could I have been a dancing nancy? - DJM

by Shifty December 5, 2004

piss-cutter

old english term for "not very good at all. also see pisscutting.

what a pisscutter or this rain is proper piss cutting

by shifty February 6, 2004

shflinktonui

a mild expletive, a term for a stupid person, or something to call someone when you are at a loss for other expletives.

"whatever wilba, you shflinktonui"

"ooohhhh well aren't you just a shflinktonui then?"

by shifty January 9, 2005

kanx

Ancient word originating from the deepest depths of the darkest ghettos. The term "KANX" refers to the expression, "Okay(?), thank you.", often used at the end of a sentance.

It has been passed down from generation to generation through only a select sect of chosen Indians and other South-Western Asians.

Suffixes include:
-ALANX
-ORZ
-Y

"Get five, KANX?"
"We're legit, KANX!"
"Fetch my spitoon woman, KANX!"

by SHIFTY December 3, 2004

motherscunt

the opitimy of cunts. only to be used as a last resort when all over insults have failed to achive the desired affect.

you mother's cunt, your bang in trouble.

by shifty February 6, 2004