6 definitions by Shellsnell1
The Dick Olympics also known as session sex is an extremely extended period of sexual intercourse. The participants start the marathon eager and prepared, and leave tattered, torn, and probably sticky.
There are 1st and 2nd place trophies and subsequents based on the number of participants.
***The Dick Olympics; Going 4 Gold, just for a second, just to see how it feels! est.1969***
There are 1st and 2nd place trophies and subsequents based on the number of participants.
***The Dick Olympics; Going 4 Gold, just for a second, just to see how it feels! est.1969***
by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018
The Triflin' lil ghost is a paranormal entity that is essentially harmless and pointless, but excited to do tiny hauntings around the house.
Ever experience that phantom phone vibrating in your pocket, random floor sqeaks, objects not where they were left? Just some of the horrors of his tiny hauntings. Beware his itty-bitty inconveniences and shenanigans.
#tinyhauntings #pintsizedpoltergeist #triflinlilghost #tfohtinyghost #halfpinthorror #
Ever experience that phantom phone vibrating in your pocket, random floor sqeaks, objects not where they were left? Just some of the horrors of his tiny hauntings. Beware his itty-bitty inconveniences and shenanigans.
#tinyhauntings #pintsizedpoltergeist #triflinlilghost #tfohtinyghost #halfpinthorror #
by Shellsnell1 January 16, 2018
I've had the same deja feud 4 times.
Don't you mean Deja Vu?
No. Deja Feud , like repeat fights.
That's not what it's called.
Ugh.......5
Don't you mean Deja Vu?
No. Deja Feud , like repeat fights.
That's not what it's called.
Ugh.......5
by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018
When you have to block out time in your day to have sex because apparently you didn't have anything else to do today.
Unlike a quicky session sex is not.
#sessionsex
Unlike a quicky session sex is not.
#sessionsex
Wondering what to do with your those annoying extra hours in your day? Ask your doctor if session sex is right for you.
by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018
Just before entering your dick into a stank pussy it becomes limp and sad. Much like the branches of a willow tree.
by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018
A word used in place of the name of an illicit substance. Usually utilized around kids, Authority, judgemental Judys, or your broke-ass friend who will always "get you next time". He never does...
#snoopleboot #peaceloveanddrugs #drugs #onsnooplebootrightnow #hashtagsarehard #hobbyhunting #notsobasicbitch #jk #sorrynotsorry #done
#snoopleboot #peaceloveanddrugs #drugs #onsnooplebootrightnow #hashtagsarehard #hobbyhunting #notsobasicbitch #jk #sorrynotsorry #done
While on Snoopleboot Danielle added entirely too many hashtags to her UrbanDictionary post. But you already knew that.
by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018