5 definitions by Shak 12

An individual so devoid of personality, fun, or joy that they feel the need to shit on everyones funtime.

A basement dwelling mommies boy, girl, ze, zir, zim, (whatever youre into) who strokes themselves harder than MJ ballin. This is due to there misplaced belief that they are superior in everyway to you and I.

L baskets are angry, sad, lonely and often lash out at anything fun in order to feel better about themselves.
L Basket: Videogames hahaha so cool so fun!

Yo relax there L Basket keep being sad and alone. Let that lonely DNA spew into those lonely hands of yours. Hold them L's
by Shak 12 April 13, 2023
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The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.
by Shak 12 April 23, 2023
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One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.

Signs and Symptoms:

Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.

Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.

Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.

Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.

*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.
by Shak 12 April 4, 2023
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Also know as DJT, Donny T, Orange Dongules the I, and the God Emperor.
The man who has triggered more pinko fagaloons and ANTIFA tards from the US to Timbuktu. Opponents of Donald are often gushing fans of captain homosex himself, Barack "im very much in the closet" Obama. Not even interference from Barry Teleprompter himself can stop Orange Man Bad from dropoing his colossal orange baton of justice upon all the foreheads of every baggy eyed bolshevik on earth.
Donald Trump made that pinko fagaloon Adam Sessler wish death upon everyone who doesnt share his retarded world views.
by Shak 12 July 23, 2023
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Another term for jizzum, man goop or sperm gurgalor activity. The act of crumbing aka cumming.
Gurl im about to crumb all up in that ass.

Bro I crumbes so hard in this broads eyes the other day.
by Shak 12 September 9, 2021
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