Definitions by Shaft

nunumen 

the little poop that slips out in a fart and causes you to run to the toilet.

omg i think i might have just nunumen myself.

nunumen by shaft March 21, 2021

hockey puck 

To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.

We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.

hockey puck by Shaft March 27, 2005

Jello 

a word standing for totally sweet, awesome, nasty, hot, super, etc. Scott is the king of jello and defines it however he wants. Emily is Queen and has no control over the word.

Scott is more jello than Emily

Jello by shaft February 19, 2005

throwing out an apple pie 

An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck

Scott was a moron and threw out an apple pie at Mcdonalds

throwing out an apple pie by shaft December 20, 2004

shasta supreme 

the ugliest degree of being a shasta disaster. ugly in every possibly way - face, body, personality, everything else. stay away at all costs.

Shasta McNasty and Co.

shasta supreme by Shaft September 26, 2004

hood pop 

hood pop is a rarely cooked tbone steak that has been mutilated by way of knife.
when a kid rips the steak apart with a knife until its almost soupy.

peter: "yo man, throw on a few of them T-bones you picked up at the store last week

Adam: "aight dog, dont go hood poppin like you did that one time.

Peter: i will give it my best captain.

hood pop by shaft July 22, 2004

metrosexual 

A straight man who cares about his looks a lot. very vain, and might even look gay.

metrosexuality is NOW.

metrosexual by shaft March 28, 2004