Shaft's definitions

nunumen

the little poop that slips out in a fart and causes you to run to the toilet.

omg i think i might have just nunumen myself.

by shaft March 21, 2021

canton, ohio

quite possible the worst place on earth. see also: blow job city

canton, ohio is the best truck stop in the world

by Shaft February 1, 2004

cockjockey

a term used for men who arent really gay but like taking it up the ass continually. either from an overbearing girlfriend or a bullying boss. has no self esteem or penis.

chico man, why'd you let that bitch talk to you like that? you a cockjockey man?

by shaft March 19, 2003

shmeltz

A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.

Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.

by Shaft January 25, 2004

Moourns

a word used by a farbod thats extremely faggish.

Michael Jordan says "moourn."

by shaft March 28, 2004

lexus suv

large motor vehicle desired by upper middle class women strictly because it costs the bling or a car paid for by men and driven by women

Any dude who drives a lexus suv is a fucking pussy or Muffy and Buffy went to yoga in their lexus suv

by Shaft January 31, 2004

cock m00f

The adding of cock (aka; the peni) to the (of moof,m00f)

You're such a cock m00f George

by Shaft May 28, 2003