Shaft's definitions

herbal bath

managerie - to take a bath with an abundance of scented oils, candles, and other aromatherapeudicly stimulating items. Also accompanied by flogging the dolphin and Marvin Gaye playing in the background.

Bill Gates is taking an herbal bath.

by Shaft August 6, 2003

fudgelito

The covert and forceful insertion of one's thumb into another's buttcrack in attempt to startle while yelling boisterously "FUDGELITO"

Shmeltz was walking up the stairs the other day when suddenly he heard the call "FUDGELITO!" as a thumb railed up his ass.

by Shaft January 25, 2004

shasta supreme

the ugliest degree of being a shasta disaster. ugly in every possibly way - face, body, personality, everything else. stay away at all costs.

Shasta McNasty and Co.

by Shaft September 26, 2004

blow it up

the act of recklessly abandoning all sense of decency by consuming large amounts of alcohol and drugs, and degrading women as much as possible.

Look at those bitches over there. My buddy just bent that one over and put a hole in it. He did a bunch of blow off her tits too. Blow it up!

by Shaft January 31, 2004

cockjockey

a term used for men who arent really gay but like taking it up the ass continually. either from an overbearing girlfriend or a bullying boss. has no self esteem or penis.

chico man, why'd you let that bitch talk to you like that? you a cockjockey man?

by shaft March 19, 2003

canton, ohio

quite possible the worst place on earth. see also: blow job city

canton, ohio is the best truck stop in the world

by Shaft February 1, 2004

Moourns

a word used by a farbod thats extremely faggish.

Michael Jordan says "moourn."

by shaft March 28, 2004