To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.
by Shaft March 27, 2005
Get the hockey puckmug. A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.
by Shaft January 25, 2004
Get the shmeltzmug. by Shaft May 20, 2003
Get the Jub Jub Shabadomug. by Shaft May 28, 2003
Get the cock m00fmug. the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent
coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
by Shaft January 31, 2004
Get the heat repair guymug. large motor vehicle desired by upper middle class women strictly because it costs the bling or a car paid for by men and driven by women
Any dude who drives a lexus suv is a fucking pussy or Muffy and Buffy went to yoga in their lexus suv
by Shaft January 31, 2004
Get the lexus suvmug. Michael Jordan says "moourn."
by shaft March 28, 2004
Get the Moournsmug.