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hood pop

hood pop is a rarely cooked tbone steak that has been mutilated by way of knife.
when a kid rips the steak apart with a knife until its almost soupy.
peter: "yo man, throw on a few of them T-bones you picked up at the store last week

Adam: "aight dog, dont go hood poppin like you did that one time.

Peter: i will give it my best captain.
by shaft July 22, 2004
mugGet the hood popmug.

shmeltz

A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.
Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.
by Shaft January 25, 2004
mugGet the shmeltzmug.

throwing out an apple pie

An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck
Scott was a moron and threw out an apple pie at Mcdonalds
by shaft December 20, 2004
mugGet the throwing out an apple piemug.

bologne pony

euphimism for penis. used with the adj. ride or chew.
oaoww yeah...ride the bologne pony baby
by shaft March 19, 2003
mugGet the bologne ponymug.

heat repair guy

the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent
coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
by Shaft January 31, 2004
mugGet the heat repair guymug.

herbal bath

managerie - to take a bath with an abundance of scented oils, candles, and other aromatherapeudicly stimulating items. Also accompanied by flogging the dolphin and Marvin Gaye playing in the background.
by Shaft August 6, 2003
mugGet the herbal bathmug.

blow it up

the act of recklessly abandoning all sense of decency by consuming large amounts of alcohol and drugs, and degrading women as much as possible.
Look at those bitches over there. My buddy just bent that one over and put a hole in it. He did a bunch of blow off her tits too. Blow it up!
by Shaft January 31, 2004
mugGet the blow it upmug.

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