9 definitions by SexuallyAttractiveLol
1. "O. M. G! Alyssa babes I have split endsss. EWWW!!!"
2. *working his magic in the bedroom* "Ah shit my Jimmy's popped again... sorry about that, Lucy. Let's hope that split
end doesn't make your boi a dad. U can call me daddy Sam though" ;)
2. *working his magic in the bedroom* "Ah shit my Jimmy's popped again... sorry about that, Lucy. Let's hope that split
end doesn't make your boi a dad. U can call me daddy Sam though" ;)
by SexuallyAttractiveLol July 19, 2021
The shitshow that includes seductive waterfights and bathing.
Often includes a bearded man name Robert.
Often includes a bearded man name Robert.
"Hey did u see that goatee guy Rob squirting all over those children?"
"Yeah bro it was a June 18th scenario"
"Yeah bro it was a June 18th scenario"
by SexuallyAttractiveLol May 25, 2021
A Miller is someone who thinks they get all the ladies but can only get one.
You'll often find a Miller watching shit football teams and having unprotected sex.
You'll often find a Miller watching shit football teams and having unprotected sex.
"Aw man my shit football team lost and I impregnated my girlfriend"
"Ah c'mon bro don't be such a Miller"
"Ah c'mon bro don't be such a Miller"
by SexuallyAttractiveLol May 17, 2021
If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors
- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021
If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors
- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021
If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors
- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021
A Procter is the type of person to get very angry very quickly when in an argument about a shit football team.
Procters are often short but can stand up for themselves when needed.
They always have very hot friends.
Procters are often short but can stand up for themselves when needed.
They always have very hot friends.
Friend 1: "Oi you! You're short and u support the Reds... ew!"
Friend 2: "GRRRRRRRRRR I hate you and I touched your Mother!"
Friend 1: "Calm down mate... don't be such a Procter."
Friend 2: "GRRRRRRRRRR I hate you and I touched your Mother!"
Friend 1: "Calm down mate... don't be such a Procter."
by SexuallyAttractiveLol May 19, 2021