Definitions by Seddy Mazel

Husbandry 

hus·band·ry
/ˈhəzbəndrē/

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noun
The act of going balls to the wall to become the best husband on the planet. Commitment to care, cultivation, and evolution of your marriage.

Seth is so committed to the art of husbandry, that he has zero chance of losing half his shit. Seth has mad husbandry skillz.

Husbandry by Seddy Mazel August 21, 2020

hundshake

Hundshake (Hund-shake) noun: is a short ritual in which one big shot grasps another persons hand accompanied by a $100 dollar bill. Best said in a British accent.

We were so stressed out about having to wait in line at the new club, until our big swinging dick friend Craig showed up and gave the bouncer a hundshake, we were let in immediately thanks to Craigers hundshake.

hundshake by Seddy Mazel July 7, 2018

buck johnson

The act of coming out of the bathroom completely nude with an erection.

Colleen was flabbergasted when Alex pulled a buck johnson and returned from the bathroom completely nude with a stiffy

buck johnson by Seddy Mazel July 1, 2018

opinestein 

To brilliantly ponder about something before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

I’m not sure if your idea is innovation or will bankrupt the company, I will need to opinestein on it this weekend.

opinestein by Seddy Mazel May 26, 2018

brit-nose 

A person with superior brown nosing ability.
a person who places there nose so far up someone’s ass while speaking in the most elegant Shakespearian way.

Rob was able to parlay his exceptional Brit-nose talents into a high paying promotion.

brit-nose by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2018

Father's Day 

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy

Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"

Father's Day by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017

pornward 

to rapidly accelerate to the climatic point of a story or moment. Not wanting to hear the whole story but rather just the action.

Enough already, please move pornward to the fucking point, I don't have all day.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.

pornward by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2017