Seddy Mazel's definitions

Father's Day

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy

Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"

by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017

no reason don

A penal erection that occurs for no reason.

I couldn't believe that while praying in Church I had a "no reason don".

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

craynanas

"Craynanas" is a word used to describe someone or something that is not just crazy, but bananas too, in a fun and lighthearted way. "Craynanas" signifies a loving level of batshit craziness.

That shit was craynanas" when Josh made love to his fiancé, who works as a tollbooth operator in the tollbooth.

by Seddy Mazel May 24, 2024

Arguvolve

Arguvolve
(verb)
Definition:
The process of learning to evolve from being argumentative to engaging in constructive, two-way conversations. Mastering arguvolve can likely save you half of your shit

I used to just argue with my wife just to win, but I’ve started to arguvolve-now my conversations actually lead somewhere productive.and with more intimacy

by Seddy Mazel May 4, 2025

culinarysex

A food experience so delicious, words alone cannot describe it. You are said to have culinarysex when you make noises that are similar to those that are naturally murmured and moaned during a sexual orgasm . When you take your camera phone out to photograph your food you know your about to have culinarysex

Aint no if ands or buts about it ...my taste buds are getting laid tonight....I am going to have culinarysex at Handle my favorite restaurant in the world.

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

MereSeth

Mere-Seth : A couple that’s meant to be.

A couple that goes through and absolute shit storm that is meant to tear them apart, however they come out even stronger than they were before

Paco and Rocco are a real MereSeth couple, after Rocco gambled his life’s savings away and Paco was arrested for indecent exposure at his in-laws, their relationship is stronger than ever

by Seddy Mazel June 12, 2022

brit-nose

A person with superior brown nosing ability.
a person who places there nose so far up someone’s ass while speaking in the most elegant Shakespearian way.

Rob was able to parlay his exceptional Brit-nose talents into a high paying promotion.

by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2018