13 definitions by Seddy Mazel
by Seddy Mazel December 31, 2016
Seymour is such a sother that he always gets what he wants, until one day his wife divorced him cold turkey and told him to never sother her again. Seymour should focus on self-reflection and seek therapy to learn how to stop sothering the shit out of everyone
by Seddy Mazel August 16, 2023
Hundshake (Hund-shake) noun: is a short ritual in which one big shot grasps another persons hand accompanied by a $100 dollar bill. Best said in a British accent.
We were so stressed out about having to wait in line at the new club, until our big swinging dick friend Craig showed up and gave the bouncer a hundshake, we were let in immediately thanks to Craigers hundshake.
by Seddy Mazel July 7, 2018
Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy
Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"
by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017
the action of giving a loud welcome or recognition of a passerby, while politely attempting to scare and inspire them
by Seddy Mazel August 20, 2022
A food experience so delicious, words alone cannot describe it. You are said to have culinarysex when you make noises that are similar to those that are naturally murmured and moaned during a sexual orgasm . When you take your camera phone out to photograph your food you know your about to have culinarysex
Aint no if ands or buts about it ...my taste buds are getting laid tonight....I am going to have culinarysex at Handle my favorite restaurant in the world.
by Seddy Mazel December 31, 2016
Colleen was flabbergasted when Alex pulled a buck johnson and returned from the bathroom completely nude with a stiffy
by Seddy Mazel July 2, 2018