7 definitions by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole
Mary was angry at Christina so she slapped her in the face with a pad... boy was that one hell of a period slap!
by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole June 5, 2010
1. Rivers Cuomo"I've got the magic in me"
Magic Johnson "Sorry to hear about that Rivers, I am also infected with the magic."
2. "This is where the magic happened." synonymous with " This is where I contracted the AIDS virus".
3. "This is where the magic happens." synonymous with "This is where I spread the AIDS virus."
Magic Johnson "Sorry to hear about that Rivers, I am also infected with the magic."
2. "This is where the magic happened." synonymous with " This is where I contracted the AIDS virus".
3. "This is where the magic happens." synonymous with "This is where I spread the AIDS virus."
by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole September 25, 2010
An automobile accident involving/caused by an afro-american due to poor driving ability, takes place daily in most urban areas.
Driver: Hey that's why traffic was so slow. There was an accident.
Passenger: No sir! There were negroes involved. That's a blaccident.
Driver: You're a racist!
Passenger: yes, yes I am.
Passenger: No sir! There were negroes involved. That's a blaccident.
Driver: You're a racist!
Passenger: yes, yes I am.
by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole June 12, 2011
The test fart you make when you are unsure if it's a fart or a poop. Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you poop. "The farts you make are equal to the farts you take" -Paul McCartney.
by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole August 27, 2017
When a person defecates in the toilet and wipes, but does not flush, therefore leaving what resembles a tamale, a traditional Latin American dish made of masa (a starchy dough, usually corn-based), which is steamed or boiled in a leaf wrapper.
by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole May 15, 2011
A term used to define the instance where a person has clogged the toilet, but chooses to remain anonymous and blame it on others.
Upon returning home from work, I found the toilet clogged. None of my roommates took the blame and had claimed it to be the Jerry which was not around to defend himself. Ergo, The Old Fashioned Poop and Run
by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole June 5, 2013
(slang) A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's nostril, often with a slight twisting motion, in the same manner as a wet willy.
by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole March 25, 2022