2 definitions by Schoener

Anything that is just plain horrible.
1.)Ken: That broad with the snaggle tooth wouldn't stop smiling at you last night. What was her deal?
Matt: Awe dude, she was straight gabaaage.

2. My NCAA hoop bracket is straight gabaaage.

3.) Girls that wear those mini, half-ass dungeree jackets that stop half way up their backs are straight gabaaage. Seriously, look at your fuckin' self.
by Schoener February 28, 2008
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1.) Dick Sucking Teeth. When a female has a set of crooked teeth alerting the opposite sex that she loves to dish out steam dogs.
Jon: Did you see that little blonde?

Matt: U shitten me? Of course I did. That blonde with the sneaky tats and the DST's?

Jon: Exactly.
by Schoener February 28, 2008
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