Santa's definitions

Neawn

Neawn, a termed used to insult a young 16 John Kennedy.
The reason for this word's creation was derived from Cletus the slack Jawed Yockel from the simpsons. Since young John is quite unwealthy, he isn't john anymore but Johnny!!!!

Neawn be poor
Johnny!!! take off ur pants!!!
Neawn, income Neawny!!!

by Santa December 22, 2004

genitals

The things that hurt when you kick them.

"Ow, youjust kicked my genitals, and now they really really hurt!" "My genitals itch!"

by Santa November 11, 2002

Easter bunny

A creapy guy in a buny suit who has a fetish for chickens

"oh my god! The easter bunny's fuggin chickins"

by Santa May 3, 2004

NinjaTaiken

Some really cool dude who poons bitties and ecca in pool, but they wont admit it.
You can find him at www.blizzhackers.com and Israel (and no that isn't a forum you fucking idiots)

Aidenswarrior: anyone here as cool as NinjaTaiken?
Rambo goes Meow: Lets play pool!
NinjaTaiken: SANTA IS A NOOB
Bitties: pwnz0r plz at pool now?
EJO9876: I have a confession! I cheat at dominoes.
Ecca Ecca: I MOLESTED A KITTEN! ITS TRUE.

by santa February 7, 2005

smileynev

The frothy by product of anal sex. Also see santorum.

Drool Boy's penis was covered in smileynev after a night of wild lovemaking to Desslock.

by santa December 23, 2003

eBaum

eBaum, or God as he is sometimes known. Is the creator of www.ebaumsworld.com
Also the creator of the Ebaumsworld forums. The best forums on the whole of the internet.

eBaums is great isnt he.

by Santa April 11, 2005

father mahoo hoo shaboo

God. That about covers it.

He is a weebl'er from the weebl and bob forums.

FMHS: I am god, your mum.

by santa June 2, 2004