Santa's definitions

binghamton

A place where all the super-elite fuckbags from NYC (who live with their heads up their collective asses because "It's NYC dooood!, it doesn't sleep!") send their disinfranchised children with their brand spanking new cars to school because they spent the better part of their high school career neck deep in bong water. Since their too fucking ignorant or poor to get into NYU...Rich mommy and daddy send them upstate to a state school where they can bitch and moan about such mundane things as the weather while pulling out another 50 bucks off mommy's credit card to buy pot and cocaine for another evening of "Who can kill themselves quicker"

We don't like you either fuckers.

If this pissed you off, then you

by Santa May 13, 2005

fuzzy

hairy, or something with lots of strands of thread. Also means cool.

"Never eat the fuzzy kind of caterpillars." "Dude, that was SO fuzzy!"

by Santa November 26, 2002

Bro

A brother, or close firend

Mat is my bro

by Santa July 1, 2003

Crasian

1. A crazy asain
2. A not so popular snack made from combining rasians and cranberries.
3. A person made by combining Asians and cranberries.
4. Wu.
5. Chen.
6. Tentacle Rape.
7. I enjoy cake.

Wu sure is a crasian!

Whoa! That sex was craisian!

I've made the perfect new human. I call it...Crasian! A cranberry flavored Asian!

Cake is good.

by Santa November 20, 2003

owtf

the alternate way of saying Oh, What the fuck?

Person 1:owtf, you did not get get pwnt.
Person 2: Yep, I got PWNTZ.
Person 1: Go pwn yourself, n00ber.

by Santa October 14, 2004

spam

spam stands for
Stupid
Pointless
Annoying
Messages

"I spamed the perverts the other day, and now they're really pissed off!"

by Santa November 13, 2002

Neawn

Neawn, a termed used to insult a young 16 John Kennedy.
The reason for this word's creation was derived from Cletus the slack Jawed Yockel from the simpsons. Since young John is quite unwealthy, he isn't john anymore but Johnny!!!!

Neawn be poor
Johnny!!! take off ur pants!!!
Neawn, income Neawny!!!

by Santa December 22, 2004