Santa's definitions

Crasian

1. A crazy asain
2. A not so popular snack made from combining rasians and cranberries.
3. A person made by combining Asians and cranberries.
4. Wu.
5. Chen.
6. Tentacle Rape.
7. I enjoy cake.

Wu sure is a crasian!

Whoa! That sex was craisian!

I've made the perfect new human. I call it...Crasian! A cranberry flavored Asian!

Cake is good.

by Santa November 20, 2003

owtf

the alternate way of saying Oh, What the fuck?

Person 1:owtf, you did not get get pwnt.
Person 2: Yep, I got PWNTZ.
Person 1: Go pwn yourself, n00ber.

by Santa October 14, 2004

spam

spam stands for
Stupid
Pointless
Annoying
Messages

"I spamed the perverts the other day, and now they're really pissed off!"

by Santa November 13, 2002

smileynev

The frothy by product of anal sex. Also see santorum.

Drool Boy's penis was covered in smileynev after a night of wild lovemaking to Desslock.

by santa December 23, 2003

kirst

Very sxc llama.

Stupid can opener piece o crap..It trapped my soup in there forever!

by santa June 2, 2004

father mahoo hoo shaboo

God. That about covers it.

He is a weebl'er from the weebl and bob forums.

FMHS: I am god, your mum.

by santa June 2, 2004

fuzzy

hairy, or something with lots of strands of thread. Also means cool.

"Never eat the fuzzy kind of caterpillars." "Dude, that was SO fuzzy!"

by Santa November 26, 2002