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One names their child "River" when one is fingered by a gorilla, is destroyed by a Ses, impregnated by an animal, and during the 9 month duration of the pregnancy, has her snatch licked by a girl named Kris, who some believe might have a penis.
Man, River sure looks a lot like Anthony.
by San/Hulk December 22, 2008
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