school dance

Stupid Room filled with shitty music , people you hate , girls trying to look like whores and sweat.

the school dance blows

by samuek January 26, 2005

monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek August 18, 2008

tread marks

Not wiping you bum enough after a poop, and some poo residue is left on your tighty whities...thereby looking like a treadmark.

I didnt wipe hard enough, theres poo on my underwear, and now i have tread marks

by Samuek August 18, 2008

bifocals

those crazy things you wear on your face, but for a good cause

look at that idiot wearing bifocals

by samuek November 20, 2004

tampon

a vaginal plug......

man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well

by samuek November 20, 2004

popularity

the process of tellin ones lies to hide the fact that u dun like ppl so that everyone will like you

hey marcia i just lied to tammy to try and make my popularity go up.

by samuek November 22, 2004

What up

The most lazy, and unoriginal way to engage a conversation. Used by people who are bored with whom they are talking to, or have nothing else to say.

"Hey man...uh....what up

by Samuek August 19, 2008