Samuek's definitions

popularity

the process of tellin ones lies to hide the fact that u dun like ppl so that everyone will like you

hey marcia i just lied to tammy to try and make my popularity go up.

by samuek November 22, 2004

tampon

a vaginal plug......

man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well

by samuek November 20, 2004

tread marks

Not wiping you bum enough after a poop, and some poo residue is left on your tighty whities...thereby looking like a treadmark.

I didnt wipe hard enough, theres poo on my underwear, and now i have tread marks

by Samuek August 18, 2008

bifocals

those crazy things you wear on your face, but for a good cause

look at that idiot wearing bifocals

by samuek November 20, 2004

monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek August 18, 2008

mandom

the Mans Condom for man. Demandom Mandoms , reusuable mandoms for man only for men at mandom store man stores , man , man man man , mans..Mans. Demandom mandoms.

would u like to buy mandoms maam

by samuek January 29, 2005

What up

The most lazy, and unoriginal way to engage a conversation. Used by people who are bored with whom they are talking to, or have nothing else to say.

"Hey man...uh....what up

by Samuek August 19, 2008