Samuek's definitions

popularity

the process of tellin ones lies to hide the fact that u dun like ppl so that everyone will like you

hey marcia i just lied to tammy to try and make my popularity go up.

by samuek November 22, 2004

tampon

a vaginal plug......

man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well

by samuek November 20, 2004

bifocals

those crazy things you wear on your face, but for a good cause

look at that idiot wearing bifocals

by samuek November 20, 2004

tread marks

Not wiping you bum enough after a poop, and some poo residue is left on your tighty whities...thereby looking like a treadmark.

I didnt wipe hard enough, theres poo on my underwear, and now i have tread marks

by Samuek August 18, 2008

school dance

Stupid Room filled with shitty music , people you hate , girls trying to look like whores and sweat.

the school dance blows

by samuek January 26, 2005

Thumb-pany

When you are bored and alone, you keep texting someone and subsequently that person is keeping you company via texts.
That is thumb-pany. When someone keeps you company with texts.

Im all alone at this bus stop, can you keep me thumb-pany?

by samuek August 11, 2010

whitepony

A Great Cd Produced By The Deftones..An outstanding band of the hard rock genre

i listen to Whitepony all last night

by samuek November 22, 2004