Definitions by Samuek

Textual Assualt 

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop

I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.

Textual Assualt by Samuek June 4, 2013

Thumb-pany 

When you are bored and alone, you keep texting someone and subsequently that person is keeping you company via texts.
That is thumb-pany. When someone keeps you company with texts.

Im all alone at this bus stop, can you keep me thumb-pany?

Thumb-pany by samuek August 11, 2010

What up 

The most lazy, and unoriginal way to engage a conversation. Used by people who are bored with whom they are talking to, or have nothing else to say.

"Hey man...uh....what up

What up by Samuek August 19, 2008

tread marks 

Not wiping you bum enough after a poop, and some poo residue is left on your tighty whities...thereby looking like a treadmark.

I didnt wipe hard enough, theres poo on my underwear, and now i have tread marks

tread marks by Samuek August 18, 2008

monkey tree 

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

monkey tree by Samuek August 18, 2008

mandom 

the Mans Condom for man. Demandom Mandoms , reusuable mandoms for man only for men at mandom store man stores , man , man man man , mans..Mans. Demandom mandoms.

would u like to buy mandoms maam

mandom by samuek January 29, 2005

school dance 

Stupid Room filled with shitty music , people you hate , girls trying to look like whores and sweat.

the school dance blows

school dance by samuek January 26, 2005