SalvyZ's definitions

Flightgasm

Intense feelings of pleasure resulting from a plane taking off after lengthy takeoff delays.

“After sitting on the plane for a three hour delay, John has a flightgasm as the plane achieved liftoff.”

by SalvyZ January 24, 2019

psychiachrist

A therapist who comes to believe s/he is a client's messiah.

"Jordan Peterson seems like the sort of psychologist who acts more like a psychiachrist than a therapist."

by SalvyZ May 4, 2021

Grammar Paparazzi

A term used to describe individuals who enthusiastically celebrate and amplify correct grammar usage on social media platforms. They often highlight and commend well-constructed sentences, appropriate punctuation, and the correct use of language rules. Their aim is not to belittle those who make mistakes, but rather to raise awareness of good grammar usage and to foster appreciation for effective written communication in the digital sphere.

Grammar Paparazzi are people online who get really happy when others use good grammar, and they want to help everyone learn more about writing well on the internet without making fun of mistakes.

by SalvyZ July 25, 2023

Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

translender

noting or relating to a heavyset person who identifies as thin.

“My cousin Johnny is a heavyset dude who thinks he’s skinny. That guy is translender.”

by SalvyZ April 2, 2019

clusterfake

Clusterfake refers to a social gathering characterized by the prevalence of superficiality, where individuals engage in inauthentic interactions primarily driven by the pursuit of status and image. In a clusterfake, participants often prioritize projecting a façade of success, popularity, and desirability over genuine connections and meaningful conversations. The atmosphere is marked by insincere compliments, exaggerated displays of interest, and a general lack of authenticity, as participants navigate the social landscape with the sole objective of maintaining or elevating their perceived social standing.

The charity gala turned out to be a clusterfake, with attendees more focused on flaunting their designer outfits and engaging in superficial conversations than genuinely supporting the cause.

by SalvyZ June 24, 2023

gracism

Prejudice and discrimination between members of different religious affiliations.

“The politician's speech was full of gracism, as he constantly insulted other religions while promoting his own.”

by SalvyZ August 5, 2024