SalvyZ's definitions

agender

a list of gender-related items a gender-obsessed person tries to raise in all conversations.

"Sally doesn't have a hidden agender. She makes everything about gender!"

by SalvyZ November 26, 2018

isolationship

The deep sense of connection to self and house mates developed after long periods of social distancing.

“Due to this pandemic, I’ve entered into an isolationship with my self and family over these many long days and nights.”

by SalvyZ March 21, 2020

selfluenza

A socially transmitted condition that leads people to become excessively concerned about self-centered interests, such as physical appearance and social status.

"Facebook is the petri dish of selfluenza."

by SalvyZ September 12, 2018

artifishal

Fish raised or produced by human methods rather than occurring naturally

“You’ll never catch me eating farm raised tilapia. That shit is artifishal.”

by SalvyZ April 7, 2019

social carbing

A person who eats carbs when hanging out with friends or to feel integrated into social situations. Social carbing means eating carbs occasionally and almost always in groups – often while drinking alcohol. Similar to social smoking, only with carbohydrates.

“I only ever eat carbs when I’m out drinking with my friends. I guess you might call it social carbing.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2018

kneejerkery

The tendency of egomaniacs to be impulsively disagreeable in social interaction.

"Antonio's practices kneejerkery on the regular, disagreeing with any idea he himself didn't come up with."

by SalvyZ June 12, 2019

angsta

A person whose main contributions to groups and the lives of others is existential angst.

“Every time I see that guy John, he somehow manages to point out the fleeting nature of existence. That guy is an angsta.”

by SalvyZ March 12, 2019