SalvyZ's definitions

The Portuguese Goodbye

The Portuguese Goodbye refers to a parting of ways that unfolds in stages over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that only appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.

The way my Portuguese in-laws say goodbye after Sunday dinner typically takes 30 minutes from the first 'we need to go' to the rest of the family encircling their car in the driveway to wave at them while they disappear over the horizon - "the portuguese goodbye" par excellence.

by SalvyZ August 10, 2022

grammar commie

A term used to describe a person who believes in and advocates for an egalitarian approach to language use. They view language primarily as a means of expressing meaning and facilitating communication, rather than as a status symbol or a tool for exclusion. A Grammar Commie stresses the importance of comprehensibility over stringent adherence to traditional grammar rules, and supports the validity of diverse linguistic styles and dialects, thus breaking the barriers of linguistic elitism and fostering inclusivity.

"Even though Jenny could correct every misplaced comma or misspelled word, as a Grammar Commie, she chose instead to focus on understanding the message the writer intended to convey, promoting a more inclusive and egalitarian approach to communication."

by SalvyZ July 24, 2023

cringing

to mentally binge on thoughts about one's existence that arouse feelings of disgust or embarrassment about one's self

"I've spent many sleepless nights during the pandemic mentally cringing myself into a state of deep despair and self loathing."

by SalvyZ May 2, 2021

histigue

The fatigue resulting from the chronic glorification of the history of a local place

"I've got a serious case of histigue due to the relentless talk about how historical our downtown area is."

by SalvyZ October 30, 2023

grammar swami

A term describing an individual who exhibits both knowledge and empathy in relation to language use. Instead of criticizing others' grammatical errors, a Grammar Swami gently and privately guides them towards more standard language practices. Their approach is focused on uplifting and educating without causing embarrassment or belittlement, emphasizing respect for each individual's unique linguistic journey and encouraging growth in a supportive, non-judgmental manner.

I met a Grammar Swami who patiently and kindly showed me how to use language better, guiding me towards improvement without making me feel embarrassed or small.

by SalvyZ July 25, 2023

cerebriated

Cerebriated encapsulates a state of heightened intellectual stimulation, evoking a sense of heightened consciousness akin to the buzz one experiences from consuming alcoholic beverages.

Engaging in philosophical debates with her peers often left her feeling cerebriated, as if her mind had been imbued with the intoxicating effects of a thought-provoking libation.

by SalvyZ February 26, 2024

hobosexual

A person who dates others only to have a place to live.

"John's only with Mary for a place to stay. He doesn't love her. He's hobosexual."

by SalvyZ October 16, 2020