SalvyZ's definitions

fallacio

A portmanteau (fallacy + fellatio = fallacio) meaning the experience of pleasure derived from being taken in by falsehoods and unsound arguments

His thirst for fallacio kept him from listening to mainstream news outlets.

by SalvyZ June 4, 2018

nappiness

The experience of happiness derived from taking a nap.

“After I wake rested from a good mid-afternoon Saturday nap, I experience pure nappiness.”

by SalvyZ July 2, 2019

kneejerkery

The tendency of egomaniacs to be impulsively disagreeable in social interaction.

"Antonio's practices kneejerkery on the regular, disagreeing with any idea he himself didn't come up with."

by SalvyZ June 12, 2019

angsta

A person whose main contributions to groups and the lives of others is existential angst.

“Every time I see that guy John, he somehow manages to point out the fleeting nature of existence. That guy is an angsta.”

by SalvyZ March 12, 2019

agender

a list of gender-related items a gender-obsessed person tries to raise in all conversations.

"Sally doesn't have a hidden agender. She makes everything about gender!"

by SalvyZ November 26, 2018

Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

translender

noting or relating to a heavyset person who identifies as thin.

“My cousin Johnny is a heavyset dude who thinks he’s skinny. That guy is translender.”

by SalvyZ April 2, 2019