SalvyZ's definitions

faux soul

The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.

“The Apple Store’s atmosphere is pure faux soul.”

by SalvyZ July 12, 2019

pothole

A depression triggered by overconsumption of marijuana.

“My buddy Johnny fell into a deep pothole after binging all weekend on weed.”

by SalvyZ July 27, 2019

translender

noting or relating to a heavyset person who identifies as thin.

“My cousin Johnny is a heavyset dude who thinks he’s skinny. That guy is translender.”

by SalvyZ April 2, 2019

artifishal

Fish raised or produced by human methods rather than occurring naturally

“You’ll never catch me eating farm raised tilapia. That shit is artifishal.”

by SalvyZ April 7, 2019

goga

a modern spiritual and ascetic discipline practiced by business professionals, major aspects of which include shallow breathing, anxious rumination, feelings of chronic urgency, and the unconscious adoption of bodily postures that undermine physical health and thwart the ability to relax.

“Everyone in this office is a goddamn goga master, racing anxiously from one mindless task to the next as if their goddamn lives depended on it, all the while sitting and standing in harmful body positions it’s gonna take an army of chiropractors to undo.”

by SalvyZ May 15, 2019

Stumblejoy

To come unexpectedly or by chance upon something pleasurable; unexpected pleasure; pleasantly surprised.

“When we booked our stay at the hotel, we had no idea our favorite band would be playing a gig there. Pure stumblejoy.”

by SalvyZ May 19, 2019

angsta

A person whose main contributions to groups and the lives of others is existential angst.

“Every time I see that guy John, he somehow manages to point out the fleeting nature of existence. That guy is an angsta.”

by SalvyZ March 12, 2019