SalvyZ's definitions

smitation

When a police officer uses excessive force during the execution of a legal citation (smite + citation)

“The cop committed a smitation when he punched the jay walker while issuing him a ticket.”

by SalvyZ November 2, 2020

polkageist

A ghost that, when it appears, only ever does a lively dance of Bohemian origin in duple time.

"The ghost in our house is constantly doing the polka -- it's a polkageist."

by SalvyZ October 30, 2019

somorrow

a feeling of deep distress caused by the anticipation of a disappointing or unfortunate tomorrow.

“Every Sunday night, when I think about going back to work Monday morning, I experience somorrow.”

by SalvyZ July 7, 2019

agender

a list of gender-related items a gender-obsessed person tries to raise in all conversations.

"Sally doesn't have a hidden agender. She makes everything about gender!"

by SalvyZ November 26, 2018

Stumblejoy

To come unexpectedly or by chance upon something pleasurable; unexpected pleasure; pleasantly surprised.

“When we booked our stay at the hotel, we had no idea our favorite band would be playing a gig there. Pure stumblejoy.”

by SalvyZ May 19, 2019

irky jerky

A work-specific behavior pattern characterized by initially experiencing annoyance or frustration (irked) by awkward workplace dynamics, then reacting in an unprofessional or counterproductive way (jerky). This can involve snapping at colleagues, making sarcastic comments about bosses or projects, or generally becoming withdrawn and disengaged during meetings or collaborations.

After weeks of missed deadlines and unclear expectations, Mark went Irky Jerky with his manager, making passive-aggressive comments in every meeting.

by SalvyZ June 27, 2024

isolationship

The deep sense of connection to self and house mates developed after long periods of social distancing.

“Due to this pandemic, I’ve entered into an isolationship with my self and family over these many long days and nights.”

by SalvyZ March 21, 2020