by SalvyZ October 30, 2019
Get the polkageistmug. The Portuguese Goodbye refers to a parting of ways that unfolds in stages over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that only appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.
The way my Portuguese in-laws say goodbye after Sunday dinner typically takes 30 minutes from the first 'we need to go' to the rest of the family encircling their car in the driveway to wave at them while they disappear over the horizon - "the portuguese goodbye" par excellence.
by SalvyZ August 10, 2022
Get the The Portuguese Goodbyemug. A socially transmitted condition that leads people to become excessively concerned about self-centered interests, such as physical appearance and social status.
"Facebook is the petri dish of selfluenza."
by SalvyZ September 12, 2018
Get the selfluenzamug. When a police officer uses excessive force during the execution of a legal citation (smite + citation)
by SalvyZ November 02, 2020
Get the smitationmug. by SalvyZ October 16, 2020
Get the hobosexualmug. An argument strategy in which a contender lets an opponent fatigue themself by feigning sadness, guilt, and repentance, allowing the contender to later execute offensive maneuvers and win the fight.
“I thought I was winning the argument but it turns out Betsy pulled a mope-a-dope; she’s like the Muhammad Ali of marital tiffs.”
by SalvyZ June 16, 2019
Get the mope-a-dopemug. Social media posts that emphasize the physical beauty of New England coastal communities in order to stimulate a compulsive interest in their audience.
“All those beach, coastline, and sunset photos of Rockport, Massachusetts on Facebook are really just Rockporn.”
by SalvyZ July 04, 2019
Get the rockpornmug.