1 definition by SECbois
HMS or How Many Stell's is the scale of rating the looks of a girl on the basis of how many Stella Artois it would take to engage in sexual relations with them.
The rating spans from 0-15 0 being the lowest 15 being the highest.
NOTE: It is always based on straight PINTS and bad ratings can lead to diciplinarys within the group of lads. If you see a 0 stells candidate then they can then be rated out of 5 as a more accurate rating 5 being a highest.
The rating spans from 0-15 0 being the lowest 15 being the highest.
NOTE: It is always based on straight PINTS and bad ratings can lead to diciplinarys within the group of lads. If you see a 0 stells candidate then they can then be rated out of 5 as a more accurate rating 5 being a highest.
Lewis: Hey Jake!
Jake: Yeah
Lewis: HMS?
Jake: What her?
Lewis: Yeah the red head!
Jake: Thats a standard 0 Stells man!
Lewis: You know! Nill Poits
Jake: Yeah
Lewis: HMS?
Jake: What her?
Lewis: Yeah the red head!
Jake: Thats a standard 0 Stells man!
Lewis: You know! Nill Poits
by SECbois November 7, 2011