Ruhbee!'s definitions

Googol

A pack of mallrats, gang members or hoodlums. Any large group of unimpressive people.

Etymology: Googol - coined by Milton Sirotta 1938: A "1", followed by one hundred "0"s.

1. While overweight, pasty and mute, Erica aspired to be more than an extra in movies and hoped her racy clothing would gain her notice over the rest of the googol.

I like this salon because I can park my car right in front and avoid the googols that plague the mall.

by Ruhbee! January 28, 2009

Empire Smurf Building

A nice big cock, noted for its tall highrise leading up to it's mushroom head.

Though Mark's personality and looks seemed to be lacking, widespread word of the Empire Smurf Building made his pants the center of a tourist economy.

by Ruhbee! September 7, 2006

Boardnailer

One who talks for no reason other than to meet their daily word quota. A nonproductive speaker. One who is starving for attention and reaching for it with their tongue.

Etymology: The words stems from the contrast between a constructor,(one who hammers nails into boards in order to build something) and a boardnailer,(one who does not see the bigger picture, only thinks that hammering nails is in and of itself productive).

Steve - "My girlfriend is such a boardnailer. When I get home from work I just want to relax, but if Jen hasn't hammered her nails for the day I have to listen to the racket"
Marcus - "I feel you. Get her a girlfriend and a treadmill, that's what I did."

Simon - "It's weird, my wife can talk for an hour without saying a thing"
Jason - "So, you married a boardnailer. I'm sorry.."

by Ruhbee! January 11, 2008

Google complex

The condition of a person or group of persons who exudes an air of omniscience or omnipotence. Similar to the idea behind "god complex", but contrasting in that Google actually exists, granting greater credibility to the younger term's user.

Judy acts like she knows everything; it's like she has a Google complex.

by Ruhbee! October 29, 2007

Title 9

A well-deserved lashing(physical or verbal) issued to a female.

This is not to be confused with wife-beating, spousal abuse or unwarranted attack. A "title IX" occurs when the actions of a violent or disrespectful female are reciprocated with the same reactions a man would have received.

Jerry: "Hey Steve, what the heck happened to your girlfriend's eye? She looks like she got dominated!"

Steve: "Oh yeah, she slapped me the other night during an argument so I issued her a title 9. She's not getting any sympathy from anyone(despite her best efforts) so I think she learned her lesson...."

by Ruhbee! May 8, 2008

schpace

The highly revered, book-width gap between some girl's legs, accentuated by tight pants or a really short mini skirt. Beneficial for girls not flexible enough for the "suitcase", this gap makes the deepest penetration possible by getting the legs out of the way.

"I admit Sascha has nice breasts, but her face is a bit too weathered for me."
- Maurice

"I don't know Steve, she's got a wicked schpace, and that's all it takes to get me up and ready..."
- Glenn

by Ruhbee! March 28, 2007

care bear stare

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.

The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.

by Ruhbee! August 22, 2006