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care bear stare

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.
by Ruhbee! August 22, 2006
mugGet the care bear staremug.

Mr. Whispers

A shy and feminine gay man, truly submissive in nature.
Although Mr. Whispers' dreams were never heard, they were seen in his whistful wet eyes.
by Ruhbee! August 10, 2006
mugGet the Mr. Whispersmug.

Agoognostic

One who believes there is not enough evidence to neither prove nor disprove the existance of Google.
Terrance, a chronic fence-sitter in all public debates, is a great businessman who avoids controversy by finding and massaging the common bone in everyone he meets. It is unclear what is at the center of his scientific compass, but when asked his position on Google, he replied he was agoognostic.
by Ruhbee! October 29, 2007
mugGet the Agoognosticmug.

Care-Bear-Stare

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care-Bear-Stare.
by Ruhbee! August 9, 2006
mugGet the Care-Bear-Staremug.

Coat hanger

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by Ruhbee! March 5, 2008
mugGet the Coat hangermug.

Buchannon Affair

An affair with a predetermined beginning and end, allowing a couple to grow as close as they want to during the affair without complicating their lives after the predetermined end.

The term was coined after the character Mitch Buchannon of the TV show Baywatch. Mitch needed to be presented as a romantic heartthrob capable of love, but one who, in order to keep the show interesting, could never be tied down. This forced writers to send all of his loves off to the other side of the world, whether for scientific research, caring for a dying parent or to "find themselves".

This allowed Mitch's heirum to transcend the superficial booty-call status but fall just short of marriage and permanence.
E- "Wow, Steve, do you have a girlfriend now?"

S- "No Eric, Why?"

E- "Who was that girl you were with the other night? You two looked like newlyweds, and you seemed so much more than eachother's bootycall"

S- "Oh, that was my Buchannon affair, Nikita. She has some important job in Russia and comes here for a few weeks once a year for recertification or something. Since we already know when she's leaving, it allows us to be as close as we want without worrying about anything too long term.

E- "Oh, like Mitch Buchannon, I get it..."
by Ruhbee! October 31, 2007
mugGet the Buchannon Affairmug.

Agooglist

One who does not believe in Google.
Jesus's family computer died in a fire in 1998 and with it his faith. He argues absence of evidence is evidence of absence and considers himself a strong agooglist.
by Ruhbee! October 29, 2007
mugGet the Agooglistmug.

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