Rpg's definitions

pleasure pickle

A penis, wang, schlong, cock, dick, shaft, etc...

Popualarized by spoof short film "Saving Ryan's Privates."

Some private in 101st lost his schlong and sack. Him and his pleasure pickle have a ticket home.

by Rpg July 8, 2006

as long as i have a hole in my arse

A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."

Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."

There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.

by Rpg July 24, 2006

phunk

A portmanteau of the words punk and funk that may be used to describe types of punk music that incorporate elements of ska and/or reggae.

I got my boys, we came to make noise, and everybody's gonna be DOWN WITH THE PHUNK SOUND.

by rpg March 4, 2008

orange keyboard

The keyboard of somebody who constantly eats snack foods while at the computer. (IE eating Cheetos constantly will result in orange residue on your keyboard.)

Guy 1: *munching sounds*
Guy 2: Do you have an orange keyboard?
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Orange Keyboard

by rpg May 4, 2006

abstract expressionism

A skilless form of "art" in which people carelessly slap shitty brushstrokes and color together in a random fashion. Abstract expressionists would have you believe that there is some sort of deeper meaning to their "paintings" than just a ridiculous decadence of actual art (which there isn't).

People like Jackson Pollock and Hans Hofmann grew rich off of people who have no actual understanding of art through the use of abstract expressionism in their paintings.

by Rpg August 30, 2006

Realle

Nice, loves food

Hey realle how are you?

by RPG November 26, 2021

cookie monster vocals

Another term for the various vocal stylings of genres related to progressive death metal. The vocals are incoherent growls, similar to those of Cookie Monster himself.

"Hey, can you understand what these motherfuckers are saying?"
"I don't think anybody can with those cookie monster vocals."

by rpg June 12, 2006