Definitions by RousseauRetired

Hairy Garcia 

Grey Pubic Hair.

Travis new he was gettin up in years, but was still shocked when his wife pointed out his Hairy Garcia.

Hairy Garcia by RousseauRetired June 5, 2009

Tom Hanks 

A guy that urinates frequently and in large quantities. Made famous by Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own.

Is Petey still in the bathroom? He goes more than Tom Hanks.

Tom Hanks by RousseauRetired June 4, 2009

Byron

Clothing voucher used by poor kids at cheezy stores enabling them to look even poorer.

"Did you see Nat's skirt and shoes?"
"Yeah, bet she got em with a Byron."

Byron by RousseauRetired June 4, 2009

split top cunt loaf 

Just another way to say camel toe.

Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.

split top cunt loaf by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

enema pucker

The usage of equal amounts of apple cider vinegar and cold water in an enema. This rectumfies the slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

Seeing something so disturbing that your asshole shrinks.

"I'll need an enema pucker after last night with Walter."

"Man, did you see that ugly chick? What an enema pucker."

enema pucker by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

gumblow 

Oral sex from a person with no teeth.

Having sex with a woman old enough to be your grandmother.

"She may be old, but I only had to buy her 2 beers for a gumblow."

"Man, I musta been drunk last night...I think I scored some gumblow."

gumblow by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

Matlock 

Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.

or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.

"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"
"She gave me the Matlock."

"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."

Matlock by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009