12 definitions by RousseauRetired
The act of using wadded up public toilet or restaurant paper towels when your period starts suddenly in public and you have no tampons or kotex.
by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009
by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009
by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009
by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009
Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.
or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.
or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.
"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"
"She gave me the Matlock."
"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."
"She gave me the Matlock."
"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."
by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009
Jake walked in while I was bent over cleanin the bathtub. He said my vadge looked like two fried pies.
by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009
The usage of equal amounts of apple cider vinegar and cold water in an enema. This rectumfies the slack as a drunk clown's mouth.
Seeing something so disturbing that your asshole shrinks.
Seeing something so disturbing that your asshole shrinks.
"I'll need an enema pucker after last night with Walter."
"Man, did you see that ugly chick? What an enema pucker."
"Man, did you see that ugly chick? What an enema pucker."
by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009