Definitions by Rono
Pod
A Think Tank expression that originated during late night sex trysts by deviant Apple techies performing after hour linguistic exorcisms. Bored with routine and monitor over glaze, they reference any body part, abstract thought, sexual fantasy or unnatural impulse by adding the word pod to an existing noun or noun substantive.
e.g. anus = bung pod, ass = rimpod.
A twisted incessant masturbator = squeege pod or squeege rod (a technical reference to the size of the penis or strap-on of said masturbator).
An under aged male or female nanosphincter with deviant anal aspirations = rim podling or bung podling depending on usage and context.
e.g. anus = bung pod, ass = rimpod.
A twisted incessant masturbator = squeege pod or squeege rod (a technical reference to the size of the penis or strap-on of said masturbator).
An under aged male or female nanosphincter with deviant anal aspirations = rim podling or bung podling depending on usage and context.
Tbird: Rod, pod, schmod, this is all a buncha' booshit, yo!
Apox: Tell it to the editors at Urbandictionary dude.
Apox: Tell it to the editors at Urbandictionary dude.
chum fume
A trendy fashion accessory for those women who get totally turned off at the last minute (precoital ignition) and require a "Back Door" method from which to withdraw discretely. The modern day "Biochemical Warfare" approach to pounding.
While at the perfume counter in her favorite department store, the young rimpodling could not help but notice the colorful FREE SAMPLE display. "Humble Him' doted the handsome salesman, is our newest product line. Oh my, that's way too expensive, she gasped. Perhaps you would care to try the generic version, "Chum fume" by Circum!
spiritual rapture
spiritus raptus:
1- an expression of passion or ecstacy
2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.
3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965
4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)
Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)
1- an expression of passion or ecstacy
2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.
3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965
4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)
Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)
In the preparation of Jesus, Mary had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *spiritus raptus my dick, yo!
spiritual rapture by Rono December 12, 2008
Muffin man
A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion (a djPauli technique) i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot buttered queef-flap prior to Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail & jam not included.
The first thing the Muffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). According to djPauli G, this method of snatch wrangling does have it's drawbacks. see: Wetworks, queef flap, Chumfume, spiritual rapture.
Muffin man by Rono December 11, 2008
spiritus raptus
Spiritual rapture:
1- an expression of passion or ecstacy.
2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.
3- a euphoric / mystical state of being.
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965
4- the final assumption of Christians into heaven but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine (see: End of Day's) with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! (see: Lardon)
see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)
Note: SR is not to be associated with, but is somewhat similar to; huffing on nitrogen gas.
Do not see: huffing (it's played)
see: nitrogen narcocis, weeeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored intellectually)
1- an expression of passion or ecstacy.
2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.
3- a euphoric / mystical state of being.
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965
4- the final assumption of Christians into heaven but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine (see: End of Day's) with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! (see: Lardon)
see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)
Note: SR is not to be associated with, but is somewhat similar to; huffing on nitrogen gas.
Do not see: huffing (it's played)
see: nitrogen narcocis, weeeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored intellectually)
Mary (from Nazareth High School) had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *Spiritus raptus my dick, yo!
spiritus raptus by Rono December 9, 2008
Pod
A Think Tank expression that originated during late night sex trysts by deviant Apple techies performing after hour linguistic exorcisms. Bored with routine and monitor glaze over they reference any body part, abstract thought, sexual fantasy or deviant impulse by adding the word pod to an existing noun or noun substantive.
e.g. anus = bung pod, ass = rimpod,
A twisted incessant masturbator = squeege pod or squeege rod (a technical reference to the size of the penis or strap-on of said masturbator).
An under aged male or female nanosphincter with deviant anal aspirations = rim podling or bung podling depending on usage and context.
e.g. anus = bung pod, ass = rimpod,
A twisted incessant masturbator = squeege pod or squeege rod (a technical reference to the size of the penis or strap-on of said masturbator).
An under aged male or female nanosphincter with deviant anal aspirations = rim podling or bung podling depending on usage and context.
Tbird: Rod, pod, schmod, this ia all a buncha' booshit, yo!
Apox: Tell that to the editors at Urbandictionary dude.
Apox: Tell that to the editors at Urbandictionary dude.