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1. A freshman on their way into high school. Sometimes in a more urban school if you're seen in the hallway and it's known that you're a freshmen, the upperclassmen with yell "freshmen" to freshman to exclaim that they're new, fresh, and are easy targets for bullying since they aren't as experienced around the school.
2. A new first time jail inmate who looks frail like a pussy, and are most likely to be targeted for prison rape by more threatening and homosexual inmates of the prison. Usually to show dominance, the lack of women so some men get desperate, or for threatening the victim into the promise of protection.
2. A new first time jail inmate who looks frail like a pussy, and are most likely to be targeted for prison rape by more threatening and homosexual inmates of the prison. Usually to show dominance, the lack of women so some men get desperate, or for threatening the victim into the promise of protection.
High Schoolers on the first day of school
Steve - Hey did you see those freshman?
Brandon - You mean the freshmeat?
Prison guys
Mark - Hey man did you see the the freshmeat?
David - Yeah, I heard Bubba already broke him in
Steve - Hey did you see those freshman?
Brandon - You mean the freshmeat?
Prison guys
Mark - Hey man did you see the the freshmeat?
David - Yeah, I heard Bubba already broke him in
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI August 31, 2011
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Keyboard Cowboys are the people you see bring lawlessness to the Internet, Cowboys behind their computer screen on tapping away at the Keyboards. Picking on people, submitting crazy definitions to UD. The bulk of Keyboard Cowboys are manifested in 4chan like an old smelly saloon for them to meet and discuss their antics. They are trolls, post gore, and taunt the shit out of people.
Also hackers
Pirates
And the people behind Encyclopedia Dramatica.
I support keyboard cowboys
Keyboard Cowboys are the people you see bring lawlessness to the Internet, Cowboys behind their computer screen on tapping away at the Keyboards. Picking on people, submitting crazy definitions to UD. The bulk of Keyboard Cowboys are manifested in 4chan like an old smelly saloon for them to meet and discuss their antics. They are trolls, post gore, and taunt the shit out of people.
Also hackers
Pirates
And the people behind Encyclopedia Dramatica.
I support keyboard cowboys
Dave is a hacker, steals, breaks the law, and does it all of the Internet. Dave is a Keyboard Cowboy
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 15, 2010
Get the Keyboard Cowboy mug.A disease/disorder that roughly the majority of white, Asian, and a lot of Hispanic women suffer from. Some black women also suffer from noassatall, though it's a very small(and disappointing portion of black women.
It's when a woman has no booty at all just pure flat cakes. Some women are tricky with their noassatall and can take pictures to try and make it look as if they have ass, when they thought.
Some other tricks include women wear leggings, super tight jeans, or booty shorts to try and make it look like they have big butts. This is called the leggings illusion, when it looks like she has an ass from afar, but you get close and notice that she suffers from noassatall.
Cures for noassatall include butt implants, but pads(Nicki Minaj'ing it), or eating until you ass gets fat and that's not a real booty, just nasty fat cottage cheese ass. If you don't have an ass, you just don't.
It's when a woman has no booty at all just pure flat cakes. Some women are tricky with their noassatall and can take pictures to try and make it look as if they have ass, when they thought.
Some other tricks include women wear leggings, super tight jeans, or booty shorts to try and make it look like they have big butts. This is called the leggings illusion, when it looks like she has an ass from afar, but you get close and notice that she suffers from noassatall.
Cures for noassatall include butt implants, but pads(Nicki Minaj'ing it), or eating until you ass gets fat and that's not a real booty, just nasty fat cottage cheese ass. If you don't have an ass, you just don't.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011
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Hate is a natural human emotion, like the world "like" being a light version of love, dislike is just a lighter version of "Hate".
If you feel so strongly about something that you hate it, and it involves opinion, it's only natural.
In today's society, some people (mostly teens and 20 somethings that can't take criticism) resort calling everyone a hater, sometime's they're right, but mostly they're wrong. since they often confuse criticism with being a hater.
Hate is a natural human emotion, like the world "like" being a light version of love, dislike is just a lighter version of "Hate".
If you feel so strongly about something that you hate it, and it involves opinion, it's only natural.
In today's society, some people (mostly teens and 20 somethings that can't take criticism) resort calling everyone a hater, sometime's they're right, but mostly they're wrong. since they often confuse criticism with being a hater.
I hate eating olives, they are nasty.
I hate those shoes, they are tacky.
Person one: Mike is a real good basket ball player
Person two(hater): Yeah but he's not the good, infact he sucks compared to other people.
Person on: You're such a hater.
I hate those shoes, they are tacky.
Person one: Mike is a real good basket ball player
Person two(hater): Yeah but he's not the good, infact he sucks compared to other people.
Person on: You're such a hater.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 12, 2010
Get the Hate mug.An early 90s proto-emo band that was slapped with the claim of "killing" Hair Metal/Metal. Their fans swear they aren't emo. They were highly popular amongst the highly apathetic amongst the proto-emo crowd in the 90s. The lead singer, Kurt Cobain became 'An-Hero' in the year 1994 after he ate a shot gun shell, and has since been every emo's role model and their personal favorite An Hero. Before the untimely ending of the band, they made 3 classic albums
How to be emo Vol.I: Bleach
How to be emo Vol.II: Nevermind
How to be emo Vol.III: In Utero
These albums have become classic amongst the emos of today, after the proto-emo's got jobs and lightened up. Nirvana albums can be spotted on iPods of every modern emo now days.
How to be emo Vol.I: Bleach
How to be emo Vol.II: Nevermind
How to be emo Vol.III: In Utero
These albums have become classic amongst the emos of today, after the proto-emo's got jobs and lightened up. Nirvana albums can be spotted on iPods of every modern emo now days.
2000s Emo: Hey man I found this really good old emo
1990s Nirvana fan: Psst, I hate emo
2000s Emo: But I think you heard of them... Nirvana?
1990s Nirvana fan: WHAT! NIRVANA ISN'T EMO!
1990s Nirvana fan: Psst, I hate emo
2000s Emo: But I think you heard of them... Nirvana?
1990s Nirvana fan: WHAT! NIRVANA ISN'T EMO!
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 5, 2010
Get the Nirvana mug."Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all that goofy shit on the walls, and the mozzarella sticks?"
Farva - "You mean shenanigans, you're talking about shenanigans, right?
Farva - "You mean shenanigans, you're talking about shenanigans, right?
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI September 21, 2012
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It's still sexy, but it's a lie.
It's still sexy, but it's a lie.
Britney was so fine, she had a nice ass when I saw her walking around campus. Then I got her in my dorm, she took off the leggings, and I realize that she had a small ass.
I fell for the leggings illusion.
I fell for the leggings illusion.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011
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