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Age Amnesia

A disorder that usually hits when a person gets in their 40s, sometimes it can his as early as their 30s.

People with age amnesia forget that they've have ever been kids, teenagers, or 20somethings and start to criticize the current young population as if they themselves were never a child, teen, or 20something.

People suffering from age amnesia suffer from forgetting they themselves were once teens with raging hormones or noisy little bastards. This comes with a steep misunderstanding of the young, as sufferers of age amnesia have never been a child.
Middle Age Man - "Kids these days all they do is watch TV, smoke weed, and eat bad foods"

20something - "You were a hippie back then, didn't you do the same?"

Middle Age Man - "IT WAS DIFFERENT BACK THEN!"

20something - "Whatever man, you got that Age Amnesia"
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI November 6, 2010
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Socialite

A person with an unwarranted sense of self importance, who's either rich and does nothing bunch show up at parties and other events thrown and for stuck up assholes. Socialites, like every girl who calls herself a fashionista; with tryhard to convince you what they do is important when really they don't do anything that isn't filled with nothing but vapid bs. Rich socialites don't do shit, they live of of other peoples money (Paris Hilton) and do nothing but pride themselves on partying and socializing with other societal cancers, and people who actually do shit. Poor socialites are sychophants who kiss the asses of the rich and popular and hope that their shit will fall into their hands. Poor socialites try to portray posh, but are actually bottom feeders with even more severe self delusion.
Rebecca calls herself a socialite.
She works at forever 21 at day, but spends her nights kissing the ass of, and trying to align herself with celebrities.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI April 16, 2012
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Hot Topic

Hot Topic is a store commonly found in many American malls, that sells kids alternative identities in the form of goth, emo, punk, and more recently of the hipster persuasion. Hot Topic at no point was "real", but I wouldn't call all who shop from there posers. Recently it has become worse than fake goth/hollywood satanist and has moved into the place where hype beast come to buy shirts to match their expensive limited edition tacky shoes. They sell pretty cool knick knacks, but not instead of being the store that sells to goth kids, emo's, or scene kids, they have moved into selling Justin Bieber, and other contemporary pop inspired crap.

Eventhough they still sell clothes for Manson or Linkin Park faux goth's, they have moved into more brighter and neutral shit, some of the stuff even looks like a goth's worse enemy, the American Eagle and Abercrombie.
A lot of poser's now days who want to look an outsider but still be popular, dress at the Hot Topic.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI August 15, 2010
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Leggings illusion

The leggings illusions is when a girl with no ass wears super tight leggings to make it seem as if she has ass when she doesn't. This makes the ass look big from a distance, and makes a man's mouth drool for dat booty. But when you get close or you get her home and taking them legging off, you realize that she has a small ass.

It's still sexy, but it's a lie.
Britney was so fine, she had a nice ass when I saw her walking around campus. Then I got her in my dorm, she took off the leggings, and I realize that she had a small ass.

I fell for the leggings illusion.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011
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Dick Rider

All of these definitions are wrong, or half there.

A dick rider is a person who is usually and overzealous mindless fan of anyone(be it a rapper, singer, athlete, music genre, band, or any given thing). A dick rider see's no flaw in whatever they are dick riding at the time, and if you happen to offer an opinion or simply not like whatever a dick rider likes, the dick rider will consider your a "hater" for offering your opinion.

Most of the times dick riders are female fans of a band, rapper, or singer who constantly praises the graces of a music artist they never met, or are going to touch in that star's fame . Male dick riders are usually men who want to be or picks up the "swag" and attitude of their favorite artist, and they'll swear that's how they are(this is usually a phenomenon in the hip-hop culture)
Steve -"Jamal knows all the words to every Lil Wayne song, owns all his albums, and even models his personality after him, and he get's upset when you say Lil Wayne isn't the greatest"

David - "Jamal is such a Dick Rider
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 23, 2010
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Money Goggles

Money Goggles are what's make the hottest of chicks sleep with the douchiest, ugly, assholes, that have ever walked the earth. Money goggles are often times worn by female with no self respect and would sleep with or date a guy just based off that fact that he has money and may be giving it to her based off the fact that they're together.

Another side affect of money goggles is popularity/fame goggles, that make the ugliest men look good(see Gucci Mane, Pete Wentz, or Lil Wayne). Money or fame goggles blur a woman's sense of reality, when she only she's fame and fortune, it doesn't matter is the guy is ugly, or a douche, or both
Guy: Is that Ciara with Bryan?
Girl: Yeah he's an ugly douche, she's just dating him because he has money and he's popular.
Guy: Wow, Money Goggles would make a chick do anything.
Girl: Tell me about it
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI April 16, 2010
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Weeaboos

Is a portmanteau of the words "Wannabe" and "Japanese"

Specifically a White American Anime, or Japanese culture fan, though the definition has been expanded in recent years to include anyone of Western culture(no matter the race) who get hard ons for Japanese culture.

Weeaboos often want to be Japanese and hate Western culture in favor of Japanese, which often most have never even really experience irl, just from Anime. It's more of a phenomenon in gen y due to the fact that they came up in the anime boom, kick started primarily by Toonami, and hyper Japanese gaming of the mid 90s with Playstation.

They are often Anime addicted, and spend tons of money(or their parents money) on anime merchandise, including cosplay, whole DVD boxsets(imported a lot of the times) plushes, and and bad anime video games. They are often pretentious about it(the hardcore ones at least) and think that American animation is crap, not mature, or only uses "crude" art, ignoring the fact that there is nothing mature or realistic about most anime.

Most of the guy weeaboos think they're some kind of romantics, often swooning over anime girls and having no grip on reality because they think anime love is real, and coin themselves as "nice guys" that can't get girls because they're often on the friend line.
Ezra: Hey Steve, do you want to join anime club?

Steve: Nah man, it's full of pretentious weeaboos who look down on you if you like dubbed anime.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 26, 2010
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