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Shenanigans

That restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls.
Favorite place to eat for Officer Farva.
"Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all that goofy shit on the walls, and the mozzarella sticks?"

Farva - "You mean shenanigans, you're talking about shenanigans, right?
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI September 21, 2012
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Age Amnesia

A disorder that usually hits when a person gets in their 40s, sometimes it can his as early as their 30s.

People with age amnesia forget that they've have ever been kids, teenagers, or 20somethings and start to criticize the current young population as if they themselves were never a child, teen, or 20something.

People suffering from age amnesia suffer from forgetting they themselves were once teens with raging hormones or noisy little bastards. This comes with a steep misunderstanding of the young, as sufferers of age amnesia have never been a child.
Middle Age Man - "Kids these days all they do is watch TV, smoke weed, and eat bad foods"

20something - "You were a hippie back then, didn't you do the same?"

Middle Age Man - "IT WAS DIFFERENT BACK THEN!"

20something - "Whatever man, you got that Age Amnesia"
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI November 6, 2010
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Socialite

A person with an unwarranted sense of self importance, who's either rich and does nothing bunch show up at parties and other events thrown and for stuck up assholes. Socialites, like every girl who calls herself a fashionista; with tryhard to convince you what they do is important when really they don't do anything that isn't filled with nothing but vapid bs. Rich socialites don't do shit, they live of of other peoples money (Paris Hilton) and do nothing but pride themselves on partying and socializing with other societal cancers, and people who actually do shit. Poor socialites are sychophants who kiss the asses of the rich and popular and hope that their shit will fall into their hands. Poor socialites try to portray posh, but are actually bottom feeders with even more severe self delusion.
Rebecca calls herself a socialite.
She works at forever 21 at day, but spends her nights kissing the ass of, and trying to align herself with celebrities.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI April 16, 2012
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U Jelly?

U Jelly is a phrase/meme used on forums, most commonly 4chan, to ask a person if they are jealous. It's usually accompanied by a picture of a guy with a smug smirk, with 'U Jelly?" Over his head.

It's used to ask forum goers are they jealous, because someone on the forum has something that others don't have, and they want to show it off, to make other people Jelly.
Anonymous: I just got this limited edition version or Radiohead's, Kid A on vinyl, U Jelly?

Anonymous 2: Yes I very much am Jelly!
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 12, 2010
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Cab Man

Cab Man or Cabman is a racist term(usually used in Baltimore) to describe a person of Eastern Indian or Middle Eastern descent due to the fact that they are commonly cab drivers. Even if the person isn't a cab drive, he can still be called a cab man.
Jamal - "In class I sit by a cab man"
Ezra - "What? Is he a cab driver?"
Jamal - "No he just an Indian/Middle Eastern person"
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI August 15, 2010
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Troll

The punks of the internet who like to break rules of forums and other websites or who like to complain and protest about the websites in which they are members of or hate.

A troll whole goal is to get a rise out of people on the internet by making either remarks and statements so stupid that the people on the other side of the screen either think the troll is crazy or they're smart enough to know they're dealing with a troll.

Another type of troll is the concern troll the kind of troll that post on forums, comments, or youtube comments trying to convey a sense of concern for problems that aren't there and to piss people off in the process. Another aspect of the concern troll group is the censor troll, who reports people, not because the person is doing anything wrong, they (again) just want to piss people off.
4chan is the biggest troll hang out spot on the Internet.

Some troll tried to piss me off yesterday by acting like a devout Christian.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 26, 2011
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Swamp Shoes

The act of wearing shoes numerous times with no socks out in the summer, they get smelly and basically start smelling like a swamp.
Mark has Swamp Shoes because he likes to jog with no socks on in his shoes.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 13, 2010
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