RocktheJordan's definitions
by RocktheJordan August 30, 2006
Get the poseidonmug. International Baccalaureate. It's created to establish the delicate line between intellectuals and riff raff. It's tough, but gives such high lying, cheating, bull shitting, and speaking abilities that it really doesn't matter what you learned, you can sound like you learned everything. Not all IB students are superior to Non-IB students but the average IB students is a much better student and, indeed, person then the average non IB student. The average IB students is elitist, but will probably be your boss/senator/owner later in life.
Riff Raff: Yo son, you aint such hot shit, i is gunna be a rapper fo realz.
IB: Wow, I can't believe my future tax dollars will pay for your numerous offspring.
IB: Wow, I can't believe my future tax dollars will pay for your numerous offspring.
by RocktheJordan February 4, 2007
Get the IBmug. The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.
by RocktheJordan August 30, 2006
Get the zeusmug. The place where anyone who is pimp, cool, hardcore, extreme, or sexy hangs out. Lazer quest simulates you killing people with lazers and gives older people a chance to boost their ego by destroying little kids at it.
by RocktheJordan July 22, 2006
Get the lazer questmug. by rockthejordan September 18, 2006
Get the macguyvermug. lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.
by RocktheJordan August 16, 2006
Get the lance armstrongmug. by rockthejordan September 18, 2006
Get the ass to mouthmug.