21 definitions by Rock DJ

The GTA San Andreas mod that caused the came to receive an Adults-only rating by the ESRB. The mod allows the player access to previously included (but not accessible) explict gameplay.
Scott: 'I have to get a hold of Hot Coffee'
David: 'I've already got it - it's some funky shiat'
by Rock DJ July 31, 2005
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The permanent state of my finances.
My bank account in is a state of bankruptness.
by Rock DJ December 16, 2004
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A word used to describe a person who is incapable of doing things normally and as such, should be in rehabilitation.
Matt: 'You rehab'
Someone else: 'Waaa'
by Rock DJ June 24, 2005
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The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
by Rock DJ June 19, 2005
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The word used by the character of Goldmember in the third Austin Powers movie to mean father.

Due to Goldmember's Dutch accent, his pronunciation of father results in fahza. Hence, many confusing situations arise when Goldmember attempts to use the word.
Goldmember: "Austin powers fahza."
Dr. Evil: "His what?"
Number Two: "His fahza, Dr. Evil."
Dr. Evil: "His farger? What's a farger?"
Goldmember: "His fahza. Yeah, the fahza."
Dr. Evil: "Yeah, Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky dutch. Okay, perve boy."
Goldmember: "Fahza is dad. Dad is fahza."
Dr. Evil: "Oh, his dad. Oh, his FATHER."
Goldmember: "Yes, I have a Dutch accent. Isn't that weird?"
by Rock DJ December 5, 2004
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What my love life currently consists of
She rejected me, and she did, oh and she did as well
by Rock DJ January 15, 2005
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A character from the television series, 'Family Guy'. He is the anchorman on Channel 5 News, the show co-hosted by Diane Simmons.
Diane Simmons: Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case.

Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane.
by Rock DJ December 3, 2004
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