21 definitions by Rob Porter
The pubic hair of an elderly ho, which is often moldy, greenish in color, and infested with crabs, lice, brown recluse spiders, beetle larvae, maggots and other living and dead organisms. The aroma given off from Spanish moss is overwhelming and can sometimes be fatal.
Doctor: Nurse, come in here please! I can't place a catheter in this patient!
Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?
Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??
Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!
*** RELATED LIMERICK ***
There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons on her drawers.
Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?
Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??
Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!
*** RELATED LIMERICK ***
There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons on her drawers.
by Rob Porter January 15, 2009
(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.
Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!
"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."
"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."
by Rob Porter March 17, 2008
by Rob Porter October 1, 2007
Jim: Hey, Jeff, hand me another tissue, please.
Jeff: I just gave you 3 Kleenex... how many snot grabbers do you plan to use, asshole?
Jeff: I just gave you 3 Kleenex... how many snot grabbers do you plan to use, asshole?
by Rob Porter January 4, 2009
by Rob Porter September 24, 2007
1. (v.) To engage in sexual intercourse with a person or object.
2. (v.) To penetrate the deep orifices or cavities of a person or object with a dildo. It is more polite to use this term than the F-word in mixed company.
This must not be misconstrued or misspelled as the verb splotch.
Synonym: fuck
2. (v.) To penetrate the deep orifices or cavities of a person or object with a dildo. It is more polite to use this term than the F-word in mixed company.
This must not be misconstrued or misspelled as the verb splotch.
Synonym: fuck
I love to schplotz myself with a broom handle.
John and Mary were arrested for schplotzing on their front lawn.
He schplotzed his inflatable doll all night long.
John and Mary were arrested for schplotzing on their front lawn.
He schplotzed his inflatable doll all night long.
by Rob Porter March 12, 2009
"Hey, what's up with Bubba? Did he go on another dinge binge or something?"
"Yes. He's in Harlem Heaven right now."
"Yes. He's in Harlem Heaven right now."
by Rob Porter September 17, 2007