Rik's definitions

oblisterated

An action carried out on guitars involving stickers in a way far too intense to be explained with any lesser word.

i shall play with my guiatr thats been oblisterated with stickers. no, really.

by Rik April 8, 2004

the subways

a band from egland with 3 ppl in it Billy(Guitar), Josh(Drums) n Charlotte (Bass)

tracks (2 name some)
oh yeah
rock n roll queen
1 am

by rik March 17, 2005

QueerDuck

An absolutely amazin cartoon in which the main character is a queer-duck. The guy above my defininition is a asshole. Please look up 'bloaf'.
his mates include:
1)openlygator-an aligator
2)bipolar bear-a polar bear
(both are also gay)

a strange purple duck that fucks other male ducks

by Rik May 13, 2005

dooshabagel

the name of a bagel which oddly resembles knuckles the echidna

hello dooshabagel

by Rik January 23, 2003

ying yang twins

The best rappers in the world, crunk.

The person who wrote the bad definition below obviously has no idea just how Crunk the Ying Yang are. HANH!!!!!

I treat my hummer like a tonka toy

by Rik November 29, 2004

eddisfaction

eddisfaction - To reach the standards set out by Edd, eddisfaction is only obtainable when the enjoyment level is so intense that Edd screams for more. Some people presume that reaching Eddisfaction is an easy task or "a piece of cake" but only those who truly know Edd really understand the value of Eddisfaction and the effects that are caused by it.

Can't get no Eddisfaction.
&
you can really feel the eddisfaction, it kinda makes me feel uncontrolably sick.

by Rik January 19, 2004

bullwinkle surprise

For Males Only

When receiving oral sex, tap your pleasurer on the shoulder to get her attention. Then you should touch your thumbs to your head and spread your fingers like moose antlers and make any strange noise. Then, punch her in the face.

Dude, check out that chick. She's totally bullwinkle surprise material.

by Rik January 6, 2004