Richard Munch's definitions

vanilla iverson

A white guy that so wishes he was a jigaboo, he corn rows his hair just like Allen Iverson.

A tool at my gym has corn rows just like a vanilla iverson.

by Richard Munch December 8, 2004

jagermeister

a.k.a. "liquid asshole" for its ability to turn ordinary people into giant pricks.

Dude, I wanted to kill John Kerry last night. He was being a bigger dick than usual thanks to the liquid asshole.

by Richard Munch December 2, 2004

courtney love

(1) The most hideous skank on the face of Planet Earth. So crude, disgusting, and repulsive that having sex with her should be an extreme sport.

(2) The true cause of Kurt Cobain's suicide. Wouldn't you if you had to wake up next to that every morning? Not even heroin could make her tolerable.

Letterman had what I thought was 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag on his show the other night. Turns out it was Courtney Love.

by Richard Munch December 8, 2004