10 definitions by Richard Munch
Guy: "So then he says - rectum, it nearly killed him!"
Rosie (hiding behind the door): "Those pricks are sexually harassing me."
Rosie (hiding behind the door): "Those pricks are sexually harassing me."
by Richard Munch January 7, 2005
Brick Top: "I've got a bear-knuckle fight in a couple of days, I want to use the Pikey."
Turkish: "All right, of course."
Brick Top: "Of-course fucking of-course. I wasn't asking, I was telling."
Turkish: "All right, of course."
Brick Top: "Of-course fucking of-course. I wasn't asking, I was telling."
by Richard Munch December 7, 2004
(1) Biggest idiot on the face of the Earth.
(2) Nuttier than squirrel turds.
(3) Short-sighted dumb fuck.
Gave up a great career so he can do today what he would be able to do after he retired from football a rich man.
(2) Nuttier than squirrel turds.
(3) Short-sighted dumb fuck.
Gave up a great career so he can do today what he would be able to do after he retired from football a rich man.
by Richard Munch December 20, 2004
(1) The most hideous skank on the face of Planet Earth. So crude, disgusting, and repulsive that having sex with her should be an extreme sport.
(2) The true cause of Kurt Cobain's suicide. Wouldn't you if you had to wake up next to that every morning? Not even heroin could make her tolerable.
(2) The true cause of Kurt Cobain's suicide. Wouldn't you if you had to wake up next to that every morning? Not even heroin could make her tolerable.
Letterman had what I thought was 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag on his show the other night. Turns out it was Courtney Love.
by Richard Munch December 8, 2004
Plaid dress worn by Scottish fairies, particularly hairdressers, fashion designers, penis addicts, and fans of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Typically worn with those cute little knee-high pantyhose & a shirt tied in a knot just above the belly. Allows the Scottish queers to quickly pick out an accommodating anus in a crowd.
All the guys came over last night in their kilts & we drank Guinness (at room temperature - ugh!) and watched reruns of Sex & the City. Then we blew each other, with Seamus enjoying the bukkake.
by Richard Munch February 18, 2005
Doorssssssss that open upward, KG. Take a look at mongolian talking sickness. These doors are usually found on a ricer.
Man, what did it cost to put lamborghini doors on your '86 CRX? About five times what the car is worth?
by Richard Munch December 1, 2004
Gee, if I hadnt quet skool in the fifth grade to be a crak deelr, maybe I cood spell magic stick gooder.
by Richard Munch December 7, 2004