Definitions by RhythmJunky
Brown Midas
"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."
"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
Brown Midas by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013
Quantitative cheesing
Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"
Quantitative cheesing by RhythmJunky August 16, 2010
Hot flush
The action of flushing a lavatory containing a particularly spicy or offensive deposit that has likely raised the temperature of the water due to it's Scoville scale. Can also result from external factors such as Upper Decking.
Peter parked a spicy tiger which resulted in an emergency hot flush preventing imminent pan meltdown.
Hot flush by RhythmJunky July 27, 2010
Speed rodding
First man: "Hey, how did it go with that girl last night, is she a stayer?"
Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."
Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"
Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."
Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"
Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
Speed rodding by RhythmJunky May 24, 2010
Logging Framework
Toilet.
A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.
A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.
Barry found that he had to utilise the logging framework more often than he expected when a critical incident caused several dumps to be produced at once.
Logging Framework by RhythmJunky May 6, 2010
Shitlock
"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"
"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
Shitlock by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009
Brownian Motion
Colleague: "Jesus, that sounded like a tank driving past."
Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."
Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."
Brownian Motion by RhythmJunky May 11, 2009