7 definitions by Razorcharlie
I was in the gym last night and some girls in tight Lycra were stretching it out with open legs. I had to chimney ma stawner so they couldn't see I was horny as fuck.
by Razorcharlie March 10, 2015
Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.
My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.
by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015
by Razorcharlie October 19, 2008
The exquisite art of pretending you are looking for something to do at work whilst actually having fuck all to do. Avoiding management intervention by appearing to assist colleagues with their work.
Hey John what do you fucking want you busker get out of here and do some real work stop your busking.
by Razorcharlie March 11, 2015
When someone (a female) goes absolutely nuts over the smallest thing and becomes hysterical. A bit like being a Karen I suppose.
Aisling went to the cupboard but someone had eaten the last pack of Tato’s! She had a total Fanny attack. Calm down Miss Murphy stop having a Fanny Attack! Have some Monster Munch instead.
I dont want your Monster Munch ya Mogg I want my Tatos!
I dont want your Monster Munch ya Mogg I want my Tatos!
by Razorcharlie February 14, 2022
I was down that Strathclyde park earlier and saw loads of peeping toms, later when mass came out they were joined by a group of peeping tims too!
by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015
A large STATIONARY version or a crane. Typically built as a girder construction but modern version use a box section type arrangement. Found at dock sites and areas where constant heavy lifting is required from it to a vehicle.
Derek is up that Finniston Cran. It’s hasn’t been used for decades but was used to unload ships. I think he had a party in the control room and there is a death slide across the Clyde incase the screws show up.
by Razorcharlie March 19, 2022