RazMutant's definitions

Douchefus

someone who is simultaneously a dufus and a douche bag. This type of person tends to be stupid, poor decision makers, usually drunk, yet overly cocky, insincere, conceited, often lacking talent, intelligence or skill. Some are trust fund babies, brags about having money, possessions yet did nothing to acquire the wealth they have

a stupid jerk

The drunk frat boy was such a douchefus when he screwed his best friends girlfriend.

by RazMutant April 10, 2009

prick pleaser

A prick pleaser is the opposite of a prick teaser. A prick teaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively but doesn't do the deed. A prick pleaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively and does do the deed. A prick pleaser pleases pricks

You were amazing. You're not a prick teaser, you're a prick pleaser. And I thought nothing was going to happen.

by RazMutant July 9, 2014

crapartment

a cheap crappy apartment in a terrible neighborhood

There's roaches all over this crapartment

by RazMutant April 27, 2008

Grope shot

Grope shot is a group shot but somewhere in the mix is a groper & a gropee

Looking at a pic of drunk friends and you notice one friend is groping his girlfriend so you say

Nice grope shot

by RazMutant July 17, 2011

interior motives

a man with ulterior motives attempting to seduce a woman, he just wants to get in her pants

Jenny, you better watch out for him, he has interior motives

by RazMutant January 25, 2008

traffucky

traffucky is like trafficky but it's so trafficky you're stuck and fucked

I 35 is so traffucky we are parked and never going to get the concert on time.

by RazMutant December 13, 2010

Sacrebleu balled

Sacrebleu balled

Sacrebleu is an old french profanity meant as a cry of surprise or anger
Sacrebleu balled is a cry of surprise or anger cause you just got blue balled

We were just about to hook up, then she changed her mind.

Sacrebleu balled

by RazMutant July 17, 2011