Ranger Wordsmith's definitions

cynoptimist

A pessimist who is driven by hope. A paradoxical balance between being a skeptic and a utopian idealist. Wishfully wary. A guarded viewpoint with no tangible protection. Reckless yet cautious or reckless prudence. Circumspect with abandon.

He does not believe in God, but he hopes there is one, making him a cynoptimist about faith in a higher power.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015

dewussification

The act of removing the stigma of being a wuss. Changing one's persona from being a pussy-cat to that of something more manly.

When Kinky Friedman ran for Texas Governor in 2006, one of his stated goals was the dewussification of Texas. "How hard could it be?"

by Ranger Wordsmith May 3, 2015

oneupted

Verb: Taking the next step in a process and usually to an extreme. The act of oneupsmanship with the intention of showing off. Besting all predecessors to the nth degree.

That guy just oneupted my idea for cold beer and hot dogs with his idea for cold beer, hotdogs, and chili cheese fries with cilantro on top.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015

Dark Thirty

Long past dark. Much later than after dark.

The sun went down at eight. We were out until ten. We were out past dark thirty.

by Ranger Wordsmith September 5, 2015

catclick

When your puss spats the keyboard.

My answer to your question is wrong... I had an accidental catClick.

by Ranger Wordsmith January 22, 2017

comediotic

Comedic, funny, laughable—but idiotic, stupid, ignorant, imbecilic. Silly. Funny in an odd way.

My hair is attached to my head. Pardon my prior comediotic statement. My hair is still in place.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015

viralmania

1.) Literally, a state of psychological and/or physiological hyperactivity generated by one's love for social media trending.

2.) A buzzword indicating an obsession for any particular subject on the internet.

The viralmania for cat photos is one indicator of cat lady tendencies.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015