catclick

When your puss spats the keyboard.

My answer to your question is wrong... I had an accidental catClick.

by Ranger Wordsmith January 22, 2017

blabberjockey

Someone you would tell a secret or rumor to if you wanted it to be spread around. An individual who tells everything he or she knows to everyone. A blabber mouth gossip who is compelled to tell all without discretion or consideration for any ramifications.

I told her my feet hurt. Now everyone is giving me home-remedies for gout. She's quite the blabberjockey.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015

dogclick

When the dog runs across the keyboard, deleting your computer work.

I'm just one dogclick away from being as smart as I'd like.

by Ranger Wordsmith January 18, 2017

Dark Thirty

Long past dark. Much later than after dark.

The sun went down at eight. We were out until ten. We were out past dark thirty.

by Ranger Wordsmith September 05, 2015

viralmania

1.) Literally, a state of psychological and/or physiological hyperactivity generated by one's love for social media trending.

2.) A buzzword indicating an obsession for any particular subject on the internet.

The viralmania for cat photos is one indicator of cat lady tendencies.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015

beered-up

Having a belly full of beer and a mind that's just as liquid. Being drunk on beer and stupid at the same time.

Bob was so beered-up that he tripped on his own feet and fell face-first into the fireplace while laughing as if his actions were excellent entertainment.

by Ranger Wordsmith April 21, 2015

slaphappiest

Happier than slap happy, and the best of all slaphappier options.

I was slaphappier with blue or green over red. I'm slaphappiest with gray.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015