Definitions by Ranger Wordsmith

catclick 

When your puss spats the keyboard.

My answer to your question is wrong... I had an accidental catClick.

catclick by Ranger Wordsmith January 22, 2017

dogclick quick

Something terrible that happens as fast as when the dog runs across your keyboard and permanently deletes four hours of laptop work.

When Mary doesn't like someone, she lashes out at them dogClick quick with verbal abuse.

dogclick quick by Ranger Wordsmith January 18, 2017

dogclick 

When the dog runs across the keyboard, deleting your computer work.

I'm just one dogclick away from being as smart as I'd like.

dogclick by Ranger Wordsmith January 18, 2017

Dark Thirty 

Long past dark. Much later than after dark.

The sun went down at eight. We were out until ten. We were out past dark thirty.

Dark Thirty by Ranger Wordsmith September 5, 2015

dewussification

The act of removing the stigma of being a wuss. Changing one's persona from being a pussy-cat to that of something more manly.

When Kinky Friedman ran for Texas Governor in 2006, one of his stated goals was the dewussification of Texas. "How hard could it be?"

dewussification by Ranger Wordsmith May 3, 2015

beered-up 

Having a belly full of beer and a mind that's just as liquid. Being drunk on beer and stupid at the same time.

Bob was so beered-up that he tripped on his own feet and fell face-first into the fireplace while laughing as if his actions were excellent entertainment.

beered-up by Ranger Wordsmith April 21, 2015

slaphappier 

Elated to the point of slapping one's grandma. Slightly happier than slap happy, but not as happy as slaphappiest while in a state of stupor or suffering from a lack of sleep.

I couldn't be slaphappier to make your acquaintance, although I don't expect to recall it later.

slaphappier by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015