Ranger Wordsmith's definitions

slaphappier

Elated to the point of slapping one's grandma. Slightly happier than slap happy, but not as happy as slaphappiest while in a state of stupor or suffering from a lack of sleep.

I couldn't be slaphappier to make your acquaintance, although I don't expect to recall it later.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015

oneupted

Verb: Taking the next step in a process and usually to an extreme. The act of oneupsmanship with the intention of showing off. Besting all predecessors to the nth degree.

That guy just oneupted my idea for cold beer and hot dogs with his idea for cold beer, hotdogs, and chili cheese fries with cilantro on top.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015

dewussification

The act of removing the stigma of being a wuss. Changing one's persona from being a pussy-cat to that of something more manly.

When Kinky Friedman ran for Texas Governor in 2006, one of his stated goals was the dewussification of Texas. "How hard could it be?"

by Ranger Wordsmith May 3, 2015

dogclick

When the dog runs across the keyboard, deleting your computer work.

I'm just one dogclick away from being as smart as I'd like.

by Ranger Wordsmith January 18, 2017

Dark Thirty

Long past dark. Much later than after dark.

The sun went down at eight. We were out until ten. We were out past dark thirty.

by Ranger Wordsmith September 5, 2015

comediotic

Comedic, funny, laughable—but idiotic, stupid, ignorant, imbecilic. Silly. Funny in an odd way.

My hair is attached to my head. Pardon my prior comediotic statement. My hair is still in place.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015

dogclick quick

Something terrible that happens as fast as when the dog runs across your keyboard and permanently deletes four hours of laptop work.

When Mary doesn't like someone, she lashes out at them dogClick quick with verbal abuse.

by Ranger Wordsmith January 18, 2017